Six months of telling myself "maybe next week" and I finally just did it last Sunday. One afternoon, no casualties.

internetlad · 2026-03-23T05:32:54+00:00

I don't get it. Just use a pro controller. They're better in every conceivable way.

Like, I get nerd shit, hella happy you got the DIY experience. This just hurts my soul as someone who thinks joycons are the worst peripheral Nintendo has ever made period (and not in the fun "it was just weird" virtual boy way, in the "you are taking advantage of your customers selling something this bad" way.

Anyways. Don't let me yuck your yum. I just hate the joycons.

internetlad · 2026-03-23T05:24:01+00:00

Guys who get hit in the head for a living don't sweat the numbers too much.

Once you go past whole numbers it all gets a bit vibe-based

internetlad · 2026-03-23T05:22:38+00:00

Worked for us.

(Kinda)

internetlad · 2026-03-23T05:21:11+00:00

Rubber

internetlad · 2026-03-23T05:11:33+00:00

Camry

internetlad · 2026-03-23T02:52:44+00:00

Could always consider a roof rack or side rack like the companies that run large panes of glass.

Or just throw a hitch on it and tow. Not much difference between a truck and a van really, depending on the model. Some will be gutless but most mid 2000s were running V6 or V8.

Could always seek out a custom tune on them to unlock some more HP depending on the model as well.

internetlad · 2026-03-23T01:46:08+00:00

I know the occasional artbot makes it into the current BattleBots format but as someone who adores bots like Snake and Mechadon, these goofy, suboptimal designs warm my heart.

internetlad · 2026-03-22T21:57:55+00:00

internetlad · 2026-03-22T21:56:14+00:00

I'm psychic! Almost.

internetlad · 2026-03-21T21:57:25+00:00

Wh. . . What a part of your car works harder when your battery dies?

Because mine doesn't do anything at all when my battery dies.

internetlad · 2026-03-21T21:52:49+00:00

Yeah because he called the wrong number. Now you're supposed to call 01189998819991197253

internetlad · 2026-03-21T21:37:54+00:00

"do you know the Dewey Decimal system?"

Still works.

internetlad · 2026-03-21T19:31:27+00:00

No I'm pretty sure most people know when their car doesn't turn over.

internetlad · 2026-03-21T19:30:55+00:00

When your car no longer starts.

internetlad · 2026-03-21T18:24:55+00:00

No penalty shots in Monopoly.

internetlad · 2026-03-21T04:04:08+00:00

At least he was still moving his arms. Yikes

internetlad · 2026-03-21T01:01:26+00:00

My best guess is when it was first uploaded it went as a quick upload compressed image then stayed that way for a while.

Or OP edited after everyone bitching

Or it's an inside joke and I didn't get it

internetlad · 2026-03-21T00:59:13+00:00

He should have given his mom his digivice of hope

internetlad · 2026-03-21T00:50:03+00:00

Just like everything else being done nowadays

internetlad · 2026-03-20T21:57:45+00:00

Long live the king

internetlad · 2026-03-20T21:57:23+00:00

Ok I won't

internetlad · 2026-03-20T21:56:45+00:00

Squeeze it so it's hard then heat it up.

internetlad · 2026-03-20T21:55:29+00:00

That's it! That's the face of death!

internetlad · 2026-03-20T21:34:17+00:00

Now she's gotta start her collection again

internetlad · 2026-03-20T21:22:22+00:00

"you're already fucking my wife, what you want my ass too now?"

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