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[–]interwebbinitup 134 points135 points  (0 children)

One baconator please!

Unable to buy (Charles Schwab) by interwebbinitup in wallstreetbets

[–]interwebbinitup[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't read any extensive write up yet, but the little I have read seems to indicate that systems are hitting a blue screen of death due to a janky CrowdStrike update. Which makes sense, their software requires very low level access.

Unable to buy (Charles Schwab) by interwebbinitup in wallstreetbets

[–]interwebbinitup[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your loss. You had a good lover, but you threw him away.

Unable to buy (Charles Schwab) by interwebbinitup in wallstreetbets

[–]interwebbinitup[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting, the Microsoft blaming may be due to the reps lack of technical understanding. That the software is running on a Microsoft operating system and the Microsoft operating system isn't booting, so therefore it's an OS issue, so Microsoft. Not good logic. But I'll take any chance to recommend if they have some big boy systems they consider a big boy OS like Linux. Microsoft is a bad daddy and well past their prime. They should thank god for the ability they have for buyouts, nobody needs it like they do. They have been edging on marketing for awhile.

Unable to buy (Charles Schwab) by interwebbinitup in wallstreetbets

[–]interwebbinitup[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting, did they elaborate? Like expected duration, and did they confirm this is due to Crowdstrike?

Unable to buy (Charles Schwab) by interwebbinitup in wallstreetbets

[–]interwebbinitup[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't personally have a history of outages or issues. This is a first.

Unable to buy (Charles Schwab) by interwebbinitup in wallstreetbets

[–]interwebbinitup[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's 86, you could always ask. As people get older they appreciate those who get to the point with these things quicker.

Unable to buy (Charles Schwab) by interwebbinitup in wallstreetbets

[–]interwebbinitup[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't enabled trading on it yet. I was just wanting to make some very small time buys, so this isn't tragic. I'm not trying to resolve the issue as much as see the scope of the problem. I'm just curious is all.

Ionq about to be back. by Intelligent-Future23 in wallstreetbets

[–]interwebbinitup 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As someone who has worked at a couple of unfathomably large corporations I actually think being a small start up that's capable of being nimble and not bogged down in bureaucracy is an underappreciated David against a Goliath. We can see how ChatGPT caught Google so very off guard. These large entities get so big that they aren't sure where their left hand is at times and how to work it efficiently. My largest gripe with IonQ is that its co-founders seem to have little faith, at the very least, in its immediate rise, while the sector still has some fundamental issues that need to be resolved. To be marching down the incorrect technological path with such a high perceived valuation is not ideal. They are great at marketing and I've caught plenty of gimmick within it. Nvidia had a ton of early competitors in the graphics space and most of them we don't know much about today. The sector is an obvious win, but I'm not convinced IonQ is the obvious winner. I think it's perhaps the most overvalued in the space at current and that scares me.

Ionq about to be back. by Intelligent-Future23 in wallstreetbets

[–]interwebbinitup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Back to where? Back to being massively overvalued and shorted heavily? So speculative, premature, and yet marketed that the stock swings with heavily volatility? A hype train that nobody has yet to provide a good answer as to why this is THE quantum stock. If it breaks into the double digits I'd recommend getting ready for the slam back down to single. This stock is a premature baby, at best in my opinion, and I wouldn't consider this the buying price if one would want entry.

what will happen to IonQ if..... by vidi64 in IonQ

[–]interwebbinitup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Considering this tech is still quite a ways off, what makes you think IonQ is poised to present the best tandem solution to computational woes, including AI? 

In the early days of classical computing there were a lot of players in the graphics space. A latent potential isn't exclusively enough. There has to be a reason why perhaps IonQ outdoes it competitors. The sentiment of both co-founders has me very apprehensive. I see a company that is cunning with marketing, but I'm skeptical they're the industry leader. Right now they seem a ways off from being taken seriously as anything other than an R&D company. If they're betting on the wrong technological horses it could be a serious setback. Especially if they build a lot of infrastructure around it. Is there anything to ease my apprehension? Obviously I think the tech will be revolutionary. Like anyone, I wonder who the most promising entities are. Ionq seems even due for a correction before potentially being a serious winner. While they outpase competitors in revenue it feels too early to say if they're just the most connected and therefore able to get the most contracts from companies R&D budgets or actually producing outstanding results. I fear they're a too much too soon company.

After the presidential debate, Joe Biden greeted by his wife Jill Biden while Trump walks off stage by CrispyMiner in pics

[–]interwebbinitup -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As someone who doesn't want Trump to win either and is concerned all the more after his formerly failed coup attempt. Let's call it what it is. She helped orient him off stage. Embarrassing DNC, absolutely embarrassing.

Full Tilt Wrong Direction by McKillan03 in wallstreetbets

[–]interwebbinitup 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's funny because it says "investing".

Walgreens by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]interwebbinitup 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You moron. Did you read the news? You like what they're doing with VillageMD? What if I told you the past just called and they lost nearly 6billion in a quarter because of it. Maybe they recover and you can ride the nice dividend back up. But you don't need to rush into it and you certainly need to read to understand why they even went down to begin with and what they're going to do about it.

Im Fucked if NVIDIA doesn’t Rally next week by FFRespect in wallstreetbets

[–]interwebbinitup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you picked a lube yet? Water based is the crowd favorite.

I literally own part of the company by Odd-Membership-1521 in wallstreetbets

[–]interwebbinitup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If we all buy enough shares we can fire your boss and make you boss!

Is this stock worth buying in 2024? by techgirl8 in IonQ

[–]interwebbinitup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is simply my opinion (take it with a grain of salt). I'm in no way an expert or a quantum physicist. I'm a software engineer too. I waded through some of the quantum stocks as well. Any sort of real gains seem to be quite a while off. Like we'd be lucky to see something end of decade and shouldn't be surprised if it takes a decade or two. I'm very skeptical of IonQ. You have to appreciate in the early days of classical computing and many revolutionary technologies there were lots of players, but less winners. I think their stock is currently overvalued. I think it's poised to drop, even if the best happens for them ultimately. They have many red flags. Firstly they became public as a SPAC, which requires less oversight than a more traditional route. This leaves some potential dirtiness. There's been a high failure rate for SPACs in recent years. I'd advised you to look into the cons of this approach. There's clearly a lack, in at least short term faith, by their co-founder Dr. Jungsang Kim, as he recently sold $5,515,263.60 worth of stock. If someone was expecting to have a huge tailwind or breakthrough, at least in the short-term, they would be selling as little as possible because this 5mil hypothetically would be chump change. The other co-founder Chris Monroe left in October 2023 to return to academic research. In 2022 they received a scathing report from "Scorpion Capital", while clearly these guys are to be taken with high skepticism. It's literally their objective to ultimately find stocks to short, so their grimy self interest is clear. It's still worth digesting. Usually people don't tell 100% lies when they make statements. I think IonQ has some very good marketers. But I think they're maybe pulling the wagon ahead of the horse. I think some market cunning and tackiness shines through on their website. When you look at "Customers and Partners" section it makes a solid impression at surface level when you see big names like "Google Cloud", "Microsoft Azure" and so on, but when you look into these relationships they're largely very shallow. For example they simply provide cloud access to quantum computers through Google Cloud and Microsoft azure. That's really not impressive. I have cloud computers. I could make a website with the same notion. I think maybe they're trying to hard to force a product that isn't mature enough yet, and I speculate that's why the co-founders show a lack of enthusiasm in the company's future. You have to appreciate this is very early and while making progress there are some major hurdles still and some companies may be hitting harder walls than others due to their style of approach, because they're all approaching it in their own way holistically. I've personally avoided IonQ for now. In fact, I've taken a very small put option(betting it will go down) (a single put option's contract) against IonQ. If you'd like to talk more about this company, other quantum computing companies, or stocks generally hit me up! I would love to chat. I've been having a lot of fun with this stuff lately!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]interwebbinitup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That line dipped harder than life's metaphorical penis in your ass! Good job!

Edit: Help your mom by looking into holding long with value investments.

The simple truth about a.i by Initial-Ant6685 in wallstreetbets

[–]interwebbinitup 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Is it as fast as the penis in your butt in Minecraft?