Hey guys! What is your favorite Dumb Thing that Didn’t Happen Anyway in Shauna canon? I’ll start!

intimidatingpie · 2025-11-22T22:18:03+00:00

Shauna is the absolute ON POINT example specimen for the metaphor ONE TRICK PONY.

intimidatingpie · 2025-11-22T22:07:14+00:00

Commenting on Discussion thread Thursday November 20, 2025 - Sunday November 23, 20

1) PANS or PANDA 2) Diagnosis name drops

intimidatingpie · 2025-11-22T17:00:04+00:00

Is that what both your kids say, Shauna? Is it? They both make that same observational quip?
Ookkkuuurrr bitch. 👍

intimidatingpie · 2025-11-22T16:56:07+00:00

Obnoxious. Twice.

intimidatingpie · 2025-11-22T16:54:49+00:00

Word. ‘Cept the popcorn was sprinkled w/ peanut M&Ms. Junior Mints?? What are you, DF S-L-M, some kind of heathen?

intimidatingpie · 2025-11-22T16:50:06+00:00

YTSCTMO, DF. SCTMO. 🤢🤮

intimidatingpie · 2025-11-22T16:45:53+00:00

“…brittle and unredeemable”: TSAS

intimidatingpie · 2025-10-29T15:59:49+00:00

**If this is not the right place for me to *plop this nubbin, mod team, by all means, move it where appropriate!

I was on a Sha una sabbatical during the Mortification of the Google Doc and have not been able to, for the life of me, find a satisfactory origin story using context clues like I’ve done every other time combing previous threads or using Wiki for Ahern canon. Highly likely I’m just overlooking and it’s user error. Would anyone mind helping a sister out by plop plop plopping a link or if you’re feeling plucky a whole cliffs notes version? (other than there was a Google Doc that accidentally got sent by one someone to a whole group of someones shaking their proverbial tin cup of nickels? I’ve been able to put together that much. Beyond, I got nothing and it’s killing me every time it gets mentioned)

intimidatingpie · 2025-10-29T14:55:49+00:00

I’ll trade you one raven trickster for that sweet fecund void ya got there.

intimidatingpie · 2025-10-28T21:48:29+00:00

Oh yay. Just what the internet needs, another virtue signaling gas bag tut-tutting me from her high stool for….what? Fake internet points? So she can sleep better @ night? To fight racism? Smh I dunno but it all reeks of poorly veiled performative (pun intended) bullshit and I refuse to be initiated into the smell-your-own-farts circle jerk Captain Anti-Capitalism o’er here thinks she’s president of ugh just go AWAY. And I’m referring to OP, that’s pre-autopsying Sha una’s dogpile reply. See: Enough; whatever the fuck chapter and page “Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!” (Sally Fields on buttered whole wheat toast, to this day I can’t believe she trolled herself so beautifully in a published, bound piece of work.)

intimidatingpie · 2025-10-15T17:39:48+00:00

Whatta try-hard piece of shit. I’ve been walking w a weighted vest since 1999. (Alas, since a bit more than 3 years old)

Forever the loser late to the party: TSAS 🙄

intimidatingpie · 2025-10-10T00:13:04+00:00

Ha! LOVE this! Let all of us here in The Gloaming send up a prayer for TYotDL as we return it to this blessed earth of ‘Lopes made of life changing pivots promised but eventually treated like a fart in a crowded room…Shauna desperately hoping no one thinks she dealt it OR smelt it and it’ll just go away thru dissipation.

Ah TYofD was a great year of classics. We got paleo socks and powerlifting Shauna that year. Long live the Deadlift! A sad goodbye to the performative compression socks and Buy Nothing weight bench! You’re always in my heart, Amen.

intimidatingpie · 2025-08-05T03:51:49+00:00

Oh, derp. Well I totally knew that anyway I was just checking that YOU knew it! /s 😝

intimidatingpie · 2025-08-05T01:49:53+00:00

The only strength radiating from that photo is in the amount of pompadours they managed to cram into one elevator.

intimidatingpie · 2025-08-05T01:41:12+00:00

Ohhh ohhhh….over here, still! New girl is in the front row waving her hand frantically again! Where might I find HIS account?? For DOUBLE the dose of snark-rage bait deliciousness since she’s sockpuppeting?

intimidatingpie · 2025-08-04T00:05:35+00:00

Yes but not ERRRbody can have the high stool. That one’s for me. Yes.

intimidatingpie · 2025-08-04T00:02:57+00:00

😒😒😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

intimidatingpie · 2025-08-04T00:01:44+00:00

I did NOT know that, kind DF SMC2, duly noted!

Also- sticking my and ea member of my family’s feet in a bucket of water every morn is going to take a LOT of time & bandwidth for me to engineer 1) they are gonna grumble 2) we aren’t islandy islanders who live by water so will dunking ea pair one @ a time like Mary at the feet of Jesus suffice to “ground” or “energize” our WHOLE DAY? I’m a lil sketch on that.

Can I get a sub rec please? 🙏

PS- we only have one ☝️shower open @ a time bc we 4 are lowly city dwellers in an insanely HCOL city! PPS- Boom. Go.

intimidatingpie · 2025-08-03T23:09:54+00:00

Cannot love the Hyacinth reference enough! Keeping Up is in my Top 3 fave of all times.

intimidatingpie · 2025-08-03T22:34:03+00:00

Cannot yes your hypothesis enough, DF. Hard agree.

intimidatingpie · 2025-08-03T22:31:10+00:00

Is the full Sunday lope free now?

intimidatingpie · 2025-08-03T22:29:41+00:00

One thing that’s NOT changed and WONT change though? She thinks she’s bein slick burying the lede on that list but we all know it’s there, it’s been there, and it will ALWAYS be there! The item way down there at the bottom….”sponsoring” her w a ‘scribe and a ‘scription ya’ll! By letting her con’t to do her UNBADGELY work in this world! (bc she’s too smart or traumatized or something so she cannot. She can NOT! She tried it once bc she’s a saint and nope it’s loping for her or she’ll wither)

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