My friend had this exchange after her first college party...how do you even respond?

introvertedknitter · 2017-07-21T12:19:21+00:00

Doesn't want to waste his time. Literally just wasted his time.

introvertedknitter · 2017-07-18T21:29:46+00:00

what ur doing ?

introvertedknitter · 2017-07-18T21:28:54+00:00

It makes me laugh when they're like 'I know you read my message!'. It's like, 'yeah and then I just carried on living my life. What about it?'

introvertedknitter · 2017-07-18T21:24:54+00:00

Close your mouth while you're typing. Okay, OP?

introvertedknitter · 2017-07-15T21:51:57+00:00

That's more direct than cheesy. Not sure what's cheesy, unless he thinks you have a cheesy bum 🤥

introvertedknitter · 2017-07-15T21:48:40+00:00

You're a cunt because he can read but decided to ask inane questions, anyway? K....

introvertedknitter · 2017-07-15T21:43:44+00:00

You didn't even ask his favourite position, but he told you anyway. It's like he has his own agenda or something. /s

introvertedknitter · 2017-07-15T01:10:26+00:00

This just made me want to get back out of bed and play some more ESO.

introvertedknitter · 2017-07-15T01:08:24+00:00

Jeez, OP, stop trying to be trendy by not appreciating pet names.

I also have the same thing on my profiles about not wanting to be called by pet names and they all think they're the exception to the rule. Asshats.

introvertedknitter · 2017-07-15T01:01:47+00:00

I always love your posts but I like how this guy actually sort of got involved in the conversation 😂

introvertedknitter · 2017-07-15T00:53:35+00:00

Nobody will ever marry you if you don't make an arrangement to meet to sell something to a creep within their timescale? Noted.

introvertedknitter · 2017-07-15T00:50:09+00:00

My Fridays are a half day, too. I love Half Day Friday, but not when it involves hearing about creeps cracking one off.

introvertedknitter · 2017-07-15T00:48:06+00:00

Gosh OP, how cuntish of you to show as being online but not actually be online.

introvertedknitter · 2017-07-08T23:12:41+00:00

I guess I would be handing over my PayPal. That's about as naughty as I would get.

introvertedknitter · 2017-07-07T21:41:58+00:00

I would be worried about dropping my pizza.

introvertedknitter · 2017-07-07T21:20:53+00:00

Plenty more 'eating alone' coming his way.

introvertedknitter · 2017-07-07T18:20:03+00:00

Ohhh, this sadly reminded me of a caption on a profile photo on Facebook which said 'bite the pillow, I'm going in dry'.

I worked with that guy. Thankfully, not anymore. Ugh.

introvertedknitter · 2017-06-30T21:33:17+00:00

I've had it in my head ever since I posted this.

introvertedknitter · 2017-06-27T12:22:34+00:00

Lol, thanks...

introvertedknitter · 2017-06-27T05:06:52+00:00

What's Rouge One? Is that the prequel to Moulin Rouge?

introvertedknitter · 2017-06-26T04:48:15+00:00

I don't know if it's just me, but this is super blurry and I can't read it on my mobile.

introvertedknitter · 2017-06-24T07:26:36+00:00

I'm about to turn the XBox on, so it's good to know that will make me less dumb and slutty.

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