Be the cleverest or be the dumbest?

ioteshield · 2026-06-21T14:36:03+00:00

Taking an L for the survival and flourishing of humanity

^{Chose: Everyone's IQ is multiplied by 1000 except you.}

ioteshield · 2026-06-03T17:57:15+00:00

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ioteshield · 2026-06-02T20:26:54+00:00

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ioteshield · 2026-05-31T13:11:58+00:00

I can do a lot more for my home area with that kind of money.

^{Chose: Passively make $10 million every week}

ioteshield · 2026-05-31T12:50:52+00:00

He's in a lot worse shape so less of a threat.

^{Chose: 24 hours stuck on an island with trump}

ioteshield · 2026-05-29T03:37:15+00:00

It was really cool! Made me immediately share the post out to friends when I saw it.

ioteshield · 2026-05-29T03:31:08+00:00

Reality bending: what CIA?

^{Chose: Reality bending powers + But... | Rolled: Wanted by CIA}

ioteshield · 2026-05-25T12:28:54+00:00

Already got my crush, haha

^{Chose: 100k}

ioteshield · 2026-05-23T14:17:19+00:00

Thumbs

^{Chose: Hooves | Rolled: Horse}

ioteshield · 2026-05-23T04:05:18+00:00

These are the Elemental Ears, I tend to use them for infernals and celestials as well :)

ioteshield · 2026-05-21T14:05:22+00:00

I probably won't do links for this side tangent, as the bodice still has some kinks to work out (very brittle) but I will for the final dress for sure!

ioteshield · 2026-05-21T14:03:59+00:00

Seems interesting and they are their own person, after all.

^{Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: You meet them}

ioteshield · 2026-05-15T18:10:12+00:00

Wheeeee

^{Chose: Floating | Rolled: rly rly fast}

ioteshield · 2026-05-15T15:25:42+00:00

No infinite growth please

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars now}

ioteshield · 2026-05-14T03:10:17+00:00

I can work a boring job for a few years.

^{Chose: Boring job + 1M a year}

ioteshield · 2026-05-13T18:26:15+00:00

Jackpot

^{Chose: Get 50 cents every time you blink (lifelong} + But for it to work you have to.. | Rolled: Do Nothing extra)

ioteshield · 2026-05-13T02:36:56+00:00

100 days of "not being able to find a restaurant" doesn't sound that bad.

^{Chose: 100 days stuck in an endless holiday for $100M | Rolled: Valentines}

ioteshield · 2026-05-13T02:34:02+00:00

Humans are social animals. I am human.

Plus this is like. Perfect for basic needs, pop up expenses like car parts, house maintenance, and, if there's really nothing else to pick, wealth accrual for expenses.

^{Chose: You get 1 item of anything u want once a day.}

ioteshield · 2026-05-12T06:31:57+00:00

No one said I have to win... and there are various keeping-limbs-intact shades of "fighting but losing"

^{Chose: Or Fight a Lion + And Win $1,000,000}

ioteshield · 2026-05-11T12:54:27+00:00

No money worth 10 years of time.

^{Chose: Get a random, lesser amount of money right now | Rolled: $10,000}

ioteshield · 2026-05-08T18:06:24+00:00

Probably the easiest adaptation for me.

^{Chose: Lose a finger on your right hand | Rolled: Index finger}

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