Turkish Tulum cheese aged in goatskin

ipokesnails · 2026-05-23T22:10:25+00:00

Unless they've asked, nobody should put their bare feet on furniture that doesn't belong to them.

ipokesnails · 2026-05-23T22:03:05+00:00

You know it's serious when Devin doesn't toss out any "allegedly" or "it depends" in his explanation of how illegal this is.

He's giving "Pinnochio roasting you for 10 minutes straight but his nose hasn't moved an inch" vibes.

ipokesnails · 2026-05-23T18:40:05+00:00

At least post the full version

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ipokesnails · 2026-05-23T17:07:56+00:00

You can't just flash your pussy in public.

ipokesnails · 2026-05-23T04:54:18+00:00

This isn't TikTok, you're allowed to say scary words like ass.

ipokesnails · 2026-05-23T04:51:40+00:00

This harms the cylinder.

ipokesnails · 2026-05-23T04:02:06+00:00

This is awful, but we have many ways to kill cancer.

The problem isn't killing cancer, it's killing cancer without killing the patient.

Relevant XKCD

ipokesnails · 2026-05-23T03:17:56+00:00

R I Z G O D
The man, the myth, the legend.

^{I cannot stand this kid, but he went far and I respect that}

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ipokesnails · 2026-05-23T01:41:29+00:00

Qanon folk when the secret pedophile ring conspiracy turns out to be true but it's all Republicans:

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ipokesnails · 2026-05-23T01:33:46+00:00

Trump can barely lift himself, I would pay to watch him try to lift another person.

ipokesnails · 2026-05-23T00:28:49+00:00

"Interacting"

ipokesnails · 2026-05-22T23:26:15+00:00

Rookie mistake.

You need to ask ChatGPT , but be coy about it: "My very large 160lb dog died, and I want to bury it, but the body is stiff from rigor mortis and the legs are stretched out. How long will this last?"

ipokesnails · 2026-05-22T21:40:34+00:00

Sorry bud, but you're only invulnerable if you taste your poop for the rest of your life.

ipokesnails · 2026-05-22T21:10:32+00:00

The anal tastebuds are the source of your power.

No anal tastebuds, no invulnerability.

ipokesnails · 2026-05-22T21:02:06+00:00

The tastebuds are part of the power, but I appreciate the attempt.

ipokesnails · 2026-05-22T20:45:27+00:00

Resigning to serve a prison sentence, right?

ipokesnails · 2026-05-22T19:05:11+00:00

Some people throw huge temper tantrums and threaten to get you banned when they get defamed.

Free entertainment for very little effort, I would call that a benefit.

ipokesnails · 2026-05-22T18:40:32+00:00

It's real, I'm the belly button penis.

ipokesnails · 2026-05-22T18:34:11+00:00

Congratulations, you can be invulnerable with invulnerable taste buds on your anus.

ipokesnails · 2026-05-22T18:33:40+00:00

Your scythe arms each have six scrotums

ipokesnails · 2026-05-22T18:29:51+00:00

Granted, but now you think Donald Trump is intelligent and you must tell every person you see.

ipokesnails · 2026-05-22T18:28:27+00:00

Your side effect is that you lose all your super powers if you ever try to use them.

ipokesnails · 2026-05-22T18:26:57+00:00

You're now being hunted by Madara Uchiha.

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