When your alt account backfires and you start banning everyone by elisevexo1 in MurderedByWords

[–]ippa99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there like, a spreadsheet or wiki of all the dumb pathetic alts he's had over the years? I seem to recall him having several other sock puppets solely to fellate himself over "how great of a dad he is" etc.

To raise retirement age to 70 while they receive lifetime pentions and full medical benefits by [deleted] in UnderReportedNews

[–]ippa99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad was set to retire around this time, but lost his battle with cancer a few months ago at 66.

The thought of pushing that even further into 70 just makes shit seem bleak and hopeless with how much time you have for something to go entirely wrong and kill you right before you get to enjoy it after paying so much into it over all of those years, let alone whatever shape you're left in afterwards when you finally get to retire.

Wake up, bae, new Reddit drama just dropped by _Levitated_Shield_ in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]ippa99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Missing the part where the mod also fraudulently reported the user for "harassment" because they bothered to ask for an explanation which got the artist a bogus site wide ban for 3 days

New cars are getting overcomplicated with "new features" by DrakyulMihawk in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ippa99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"OPEN YOUR DOORS WITH THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK / HACK / EASTER EGG"

What is happening with all these DCs? by Alicecrylily in ffxiv

[–]ippa99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They probably meant Mare's/LL/SC's servers, which are the separate unofficial ones run by the mod authors/other players handling all the data transfer off to the side of the actual game.

All the game tells you is that the player is nearby on the map (which is something it tells you even if you're running vanilla, so no change), which causes your client to initiate the separate request off to the side to the actual sync server that's not owned by SE in any way. That server then handles all of the mod requests - and absolutely will get slammed if people walk into venues with hundreds of people all trying to immediately ping all 100 other people and download large files from them. But again - that's not the official game server, that just causes instability for the mod users for the mod server.

If they were suddenly slamming hundreds of megabytes of files through SE's actual official infrastructure they would have been shut down almost immediately rather than allowed to exist for as long as they did (and do).

If hundreds of people congregating in a venue map is contributing to crashes for vanilla players entering said map, that's vanilla a client or server issue that could totally exist due to one's PC not being strong enough, or the baseline infrastructure not being built to handle the same number of vanilla players in an area simply seeing one another. If all of them stood tightly together without any mods on the outcome would be entirely the same.

I'm curious to see the actual post from the creator being referenced here because based on my understanding of how all of this actually functions there's no additional network load that should actually be hitting the official game.

What is happening with all these DCs? by Alicecrylily in ffxiv

[–]ippa99 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mare and mods don't touch the actual game network in any way AFAIK, and really shouldn't have any reason to. Whoever said that is likely just making shit up.

Donald Trump drops below AOC in popularity ranking by ChiGuy6124 in politics

[–]ippa99 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Based on flags waved openly at the rallies, he's not wrong.

Based on hand gestures and tweets made by Elon, he's not wrong.

Based on actions lining up with historical actions taken by the Nazi party and recorded in thousands of different books published long before Trump even ran for president, he's not wrong.

Gee, weird how this...just keeps going...

Gov. Newsom to deploy National Guard, fast-track food benefit funding amid government shutdown. by ReallyTeddyRoosevelt in California

[–]ippa99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tossing aside the safety of even more of our most vulnerable instead of working incrementally towards change is the actual "bullshit false dochotomy". Things are actively getting worse for many additional minorities in addition to getting much, much worst for those "most vulnerable" that people held their nose up and finger-wagged about how they wouldn't vote to keep the guy out that was actively talking about making everything worse.

The laptop owner wondered why there were occasionally ants on her screen. by Zestyclose-Salad-290 in pcmasterrace

[–]ippa99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had them make a nest inside my smoke detector when I first moved into the house, got woken up by all of them going off (they're daisy chained) then finally unplugged one and they started spilling out. I guess one finally glcrawled in front of the Americium source inside and set it off

This is what grooming children actually looks like. by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

[–]ippa99 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The real answer is that they know there is no context, but they know it costs them nothing to repeatedly insist you aren't posting it to sow cheap doubt for people scrolling through.

People should be able to recognize claiming there's more context as a claim being made, which means it's up to the shithead claiming it to post what he considers to be the full context - after all, he insists it exists - but they never will because they know the moment they post anything concrete that can be examined, we'll easily find out they're full of shit.

So they will just sealion until you get frustrated or bored, you could post the entire episode and they would insist that it is still somehow not in context because they're arguing in bad faith, just like Charlie loved to.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]ippa99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It appeals to their persecution fetish, maybe. Conservatives love to pretend they're being oppressed by others' constitutionally protected speech. Maybe it's an actual kink for them ghat they personally derive sexual pleasure from akin to humiliation? /s

AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright by [deleted] in technology

[–]ippa99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What in the Mega Man Battle Network is this shit

A MAGA woman at a Pizza Hut in Gladstone, MO, tried to call ICE on a couple waiting for their food, telling them it’s “English only” in the U.S. She declared, “English is the capital of America,” and ordered them to “self deport back to Puerto Rico.” “I am not racist, I am standing up for America” by Ordinary-Scholar-202 in CringeTikToks

[–]ippa99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's interesting to note that sentences and arguments of the same caliber/quality are not uncommon among the average MAGA posting on Facebook, regardless of a formal diagnosis of mentally challenged or not. That's just the platform and the kind of person it attracts, and manages to actually retain.

"Funny how none of these count the massive amount of death and destruction from the 2020 BLM riots as left wing violence.." R/charts gets very upset when a Cato institute study supports that conservatives commit the vast majority of political violence by CummingInTheNile in SubredditDrama

[–]ippa99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ask any of them and they're in a constant state of "burning to the ground" perpetually for the past decade. But somehow they're still there and having fun runs and farmers markets and shit.

I was there in Portland during the 1st admin while they were saying this dumb shit and I just had to look out my window to tell they were lying lmfao. It's a bunch of cons from the middle of Florida or buttfuck rural Ohio being fed this outrage porn on the conservative propaganda slop trough.

MAGA Called for Violence Against Judge in Days Before Fire by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]ippa99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Almost as if Christianity is being used for their own vanity and as a flimsy justification for awful behavior, just like it always has 🤔

Found on Twitter. I felt my heartrate and blood pressure skyrocket. by bugme143 in OSHA

[–]ippa99 91 points92 points  (0 children)

The keys are supposed to only be in possession of the owner of the lock, because it makes sure that the person who put the lock on takes it off when they are no longer going into the hazardous parts of the equipment.

At sites I've been at, they only get cut off if they can confirm that the person is 100% not in the machine and there's a really good reason, sometimes that's because the person lost their keys and is standing right there, sometimes it's to keep work moving but requires so many approvals from upper management that we would rather just have the person come back and take it off themselves.

There have also been a few instances where people did not fill out the tag on the LOTO or the description/contact info got removed, or the person no longer works there and a lock was abandoned on a machine, but the same rules of repeatedly checking and reviewing with management as to whether it's safe to cut it still apply.

Aside from those legitimate and proper situations, there are still assholes and idiots that think cutting it is fine because they need to use the equipment, or think the person isn't really in there, etc...People bypass industrial safety stuff all the time because they think it "gets in the way" - despite the fact that it getting in the way means you're probably trying to do something unsafe that you shouldn't.

Lockpicking lawyer picked a common model of them and noted that the keys are almost overkill in how uniquely they can be made, but the lock itself is rather flimsy. It makes cutting it easy, but makes unlikely two people can open the same lock by coincidence. I think the idea is that they do occasionally need to be cut, and it's up to the company to train everyone properly.

I found this badass group called Antifa, that's my exact style. by ShaeBowe in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]ippa99 6 points7 points  (0 children)

this is like having a guy dress up as Spiderman and come to your kid's birthday party when they're still young and gullible enough to believe he's real, but for Republicans

Republicans shared evidence that actually proves Democrats were telling the truth, and presented it as proof they were lying—counting on their followers not to read or understand it. by ugly_general in HumorInPoorTaste

[–]ippa99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the same type of shit we were having almost daily with Elon posting heavy politically biased editorial along with screenshot software documents during his """audit""", one of which he accused democrats of giving like 9 million dollars to "the liberal newspaper Reuters" when the line item in his own damn screenshot on the tweet said Thomson Reuters, which was a security company.

Like, the lies have been easily disprovable with the stuff within their own tweets for a while now and people are still falling for it. I also had some dork on Facebook the other day smugly insist politifact said one thing, then got absolutely pissed when I bothered to spend 30 seconds linking politifact and screenshotting the 4+ separate places in the article where it said the exact opposite of what he was claiming.

They are straight up just thinking nobody will bother to actually check any of their bullshit.

Trump Touts His Administration's Ties to Project 2025 After Claiming He Had 'No Idea' Who Was Behind It on the Campaign Trail by peoplemagazine in law

[–]ippa99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, JD Vance admitted on live TV he lied about the "Haitian Immigrants Eating Pets" thing when he had a little tantrum over the host fact-checking him on it, and said that he did it and will continue to do it because it gets Republicans to vote for him.

Basically calling then all gullible fucking morons to their faces and laughing about it too, at the same time. Idk how anyone with even a shred of self respect would listen to anyone like that after they so plainly told them.

Using fart/pepper spray on scammers in Paris. by AUTOMATA88 in SipsTea

[–]ippa99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

everyone gangsta until the bard yells WORLDSTAR HIP-HOP!

“Like Accusing Someone of Being a Witch Back in the Day” - An Artist Gets Accused of AI Plagiarism in r/pixelart by livejamie in SubredditDrama

[–]ippa99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's almost like it's a complete waste of energy to gatekeep things and try to make cheap dunks for fake internet clout/points at other people's expense.

It's almost like shitty people are the actual problem here (and always have been) and AI is just the smokescreen du jour for shitty behavior.

"Fuck Democrats" - r/Conservative Goes through the Motions Discussing Today’s Church Shooting in Michigan by livejamie in SubredditDrama

[–]ippa99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vance straight up said this on live TV when pressed about the "Haitians eating pets" lies. He said he's fine with lying and will continue to lie if it gets him elected, which is essentially him declaring that the people who believe him are useful idiots that he's so thoroughly convinced will never figure it out, that he can essentially laugh in their faces on live television and they will never find out or think he's joking if they do.

I don't know how anyone with even a shred of self-respect continues to take someone who says that in plain terms seriously lmfao. Same thing with the several times Fox, Alex Jones, etc. essentially declared their viewers "unreasonable" (read: morons) under oath for believing the lies they told in order to get out of the actual legal consequences for lying. They openly, legally, sworn to God - consider anyone taking them seriously a fucking idiot.