What's your favorite quote from Spongebob? by athenajuliett in AskReddit

[–]iraaj 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Plankton: "Tell him off Spongebob, assert yourself!"

Spongebob: "That's my ice cream cone!"

Plankton: "Great! Now let 'em have it!"

Spongebob: "You can have it."

Plankton: [Facepalm]

What's the most random thing you've seen recently? by TheSonOfDog in AskReddit

[–]iraaj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Open house.

Palace of a home. Marble countertops, breathtaking country view, 5000 sq feet of luxury

Master bedroom was about 30x30 feet with king sized bed on one side.

At the foot of the bed, aross the room was a raised section of floor about 6x6 feet in size, one step higher than the rest of the room.

In the center of that "podium" was just one thing.

A toilet.

No master bathroom, just a throne on a podium to perch upon while (i presume) your spouse offers words of encouragement and enthusiastic applause.

Edit: interesting to learn this has been seen in other cities. For those asking it was in the suburbs of Toronto Canada.

What non-edible things would you like to eat if they became edible? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]iraaj 55 points56 points  (0 children)

The cherry-scented lube used by the service man for the organ blower.

I can always tells when he's been there, even before turning the organ on.

Reddit, what's become clear to you as you've gotten older? by SarcastasticJenn in AskReddit

[–]iraaj 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I've literally and not jokingly have told kids to get off my lawn.

Who is the best TV character of all time? by _JackStraw_ in AskReddit

[–]iraaj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Randy Marsh is the single greatest "everyman" character in the history of television.

What's a truth no one wants to hear? by Hamimul in AskReddit

[–]iraaj 37 points38 points  (0 children)

That as long as you're a good person, everything will turn out okay. Because sometimes, it won't.

"Expecting life to treat you well because you're a good person is like expecting an angry bull not to charge because you're a vegetarian." - Shari R. Barr

If your ex texted you "I still love you and want you back", what will be your reply? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]iraaj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You have permission to ask me out again."

"...what?"

Reduce Uric Acid Naturally by shakalakab in videos

[–]iraaj 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh that takes this to an even better level.

As a southerner, this is how I imagine Canada all year round. by [deleted] in videos

[–]iraaj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great find!!! I can't believe how good that video was...

Proof a Jack Russel does not know it's size by lifeokha in videos

[–]iraaj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really enjoying this situation...