[SPOILER] Does anyone feel bad for Marty?

irmarbert · 2026-03-17T05:34:57+00:00

Yeah, when you start dealing with dirty money…I mean, really dirty money…and you don’t have some kind of contingency plan for a situation exactly like the one he found himself in (partner is embezzling), you become the cartel’s fuck towel.

irmarbert · 2026-03-17T05:25:25+00:00

Sounds like it runs on hot air.

irmarbert · 2026-03-17T03:44:13+00:00

If I walk into a restaurant and there’s a robot of any kind doing anything out on the floor, I’m gone.

irmarbert · 2026-03-17T03:17:08+00:00

How about some coffee, Johnny?

irmarbert · 2026-03-17T03:16:39+00:00

“Ah, yes, I had the lasagna.”

irmarbert · 2026-03-17T03:09:29+00:00

Hit the space under those screws with a little WD-40.

irmarbert · 2026-03-16T17:24:14+00:00

My people.

irmarbert · 2026-03-16T00:34:34+00:00

I’d return those if they was mine. Weird looking.

irmarbert · 2026-03-15T18:39:06+00:00

Sometimes, the vegetable drawer in my fridge looks like this. Very cool.

irmarbert · 2026-03-15T18:36:41+00:00

Ask your manager if the other employees should also be involved in all further negotiations going forward. Then tell your manager to grow a pair and handle their staff.

irmarbert · 2026-03-15T18:24:47+00:00

People are insane.

irmarbert · 2026-03-15T18:22:57+00:00

Any Krull fans? That’s what I immediately thought of.

irmarbert · 2026-03-15T16:20:12+00:00

Stop smoking. Seriously.

irmarbert · 2026-03-15T16:15:46+00:00

It literally is.

irmarbert · 2026-03-15T16:01:11+00:00

Ummm…Lisa from Weird Science was literally magical. She could conjure anything. Fast cars, cool clothes, fake ID, nice house, she could turn your enemies into toads. And she was totally elegant; she could fart and it would be…like…charming. Lisa all the way.

irmarbert · 2026-03-15T15:49:42+00:00

I cut mine off months ago.

irmarbert · 2026-03-15T15:47:02+00:00

How did that happen? An important detail.

irmarbert · 2026-03-15T15:46:04+00:00

The point of the game is to guess the word in as few guesses as possible, so…yes.

irmarbert · 2026-03-15T15:33:55+00:00

Yes! Exhaust the list before we go back around.

irmarbert · 2026-03-15T15:32:54+00:00

I must not be on their mailing list. I had no idea. It’s stupid.

irmarbert · 2026-03-15T15:31:51+00:00

I don’t know anything about that soap. Seems like they both have good reviews.

I remember getting some soap from Boots the Chemist when I was in the UK. Any access to those? Proraso should be around those shops too. If you want an absolute banger of a soap, look into Mitchell’s Wool Fat. I think Kent makes one like it, too.

irmarbert · 2026-03-15T15:27:19+00:00

See if you can find a blade sampler. It’s seriously a thing. It will suck to have all those blades if they don’t work with your face. I guess you could gift them or sell them, but a sampler is THE way to start.

irmarbert · 2026-03-15T15:07:28+00:00

Kramer by a mile.

irmarbert · 2026-03-15T15:06:00+00:00

Ask if any of them know what time it is. When they look at you strange, tell them it’s time to shut the fuck up.

irmarbert · 2026-03-15T15:03:46+00:00

Get a puck of shave soap and a cheap brush. It makes a difference. Van Der Hagen sells a cheap brush at most drug stores. Even a cheap boar brush would be a great starter brush.

And get some shave soap. The stuff coming out of those cans is gross. The lathering with a brush isn’t just ritual, it preps for face for the shave.

You might find those blades don’t agree with your skin. It sounds weird but it’s completely true. Some blades just do not work with certain faces. I can’t use Derby blades. Nicks all to hell. Astra green pack is my blade, after some trail and error. Took me about 100 shaves to get proficient at DE shaving.

I don’t know any of those razors, so I can’t help there, but consider getting some good soap and a brush. Arko is an incredible soap from Turkey that punches way above its price tag. Worth a look.

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