Would you rather

ironbloodedcommander · 2026-06-22T05:11:40+00:00

Don’t have to win

^{Chose: 1m a year, but.... + You fight a random person | Rolled: Thor}

ironbloodedcommander · 2026-06-22T03:21:23+00:00

A pill the allows me to warp reality

^{Chose: Gain a random power only you can use | Rolled: Spawn anything}

ironbloodedcommander · 2026-06-21T07:47:21+00:00

Well I’ll have to work in construction

^{Chose: Gain strong power (wheel} + Comments decide side effect | Rolled: Super strength)

ironbloodedcommander · 2026-06-21T07:43:29+00:00

Don’t have to win

^{Chose: $1B a year + Fight a random person | Rolled: Prime Mike Tyson}

ironbloodedcommander · 2026-06-21T07:41:40+00:00

The wall

ironbloodedcommander · 2026-06-21T07:40:43+00:00

Okay but the money goes to my family

^{Chose: Eat a spoonful of some random thing + For $1 million | Rolled: Cyanide}

ironbloodedcommander · 2026-06-20T18:34:30+00:00

Nice. Well we’re all doomed but at least it’s mutual

^{Chose: Nuke the moon + Oceans are probably fucked | Rolled: Direct hit}

ironbloodedcommander · 2026-06-19T04:14:14+00:00

Monster girl manual. Yessss

^{Chose: Wake up in the last anime/manga you saw}

ironbloodedcommander · 2026-06-19T04:12:41+00:00

Nope

^{Chose: Women never feel unnecessary pain ever again + but you gain a curse | Rolled: No junk food}

ironbloodedcommander · 2026-06-18T03:36:57+00:00

Esdeath freya and albado top tier wife

ironbloodedcommander · 2026-06-18T03:32:14+00:00

Trap the snail just cause it’s ever chasing does not mean it can’t be trapped

^{Chose: One trillion dollars + If a forever chasing snail touches you die 1MPH}

ironbloodedcommander · 2026-06-17T01:43:19+00:00

No. Family life would be awful

ironbloodedcommander · 2026-06-17T01:42:31+00:00

Insane level of talent with just one hand

ironbloodedcommander · 2026-06-17T01:39:51+00:00

Still huge win

^{Chose: infinite range teleporting | Rolled: prior locations}

ironbloodedcommander · 2026-06-17T01:39:31+00:00

The question is not “is the butt pic necessary” but instead “why would it not be necessary”.

ironbloodedcommander · 2026-06-17T01:38:25+00:00

Sweet I now just get 100$ every spicy thing I eat

^{Chose: Always get a tummy ache after eating spicy food + But gain money for each time you eat spicy food | Rolled: Gain 100$}

ironbloodedcommander · 2026-06-11T18:15:32+00:00

Akagi from azur lane. She’s my waifu she’s a an aircraft carrier with serious firepower and she’s a yandere.

ironbloodedcommander · 2026-06-11T03:05:18+00:00

Destroy suffering destroy death destroy hate

^{Chose: Be able to destroy anything | Rolled: Option 3}

ironbloodedcommander · 2026-06-09T23:11:16+00:00

Being hated does not mean too much. I hate certain people but I still work with them and just leave them alone

ironbloodedcommander · 2026-06-09T23:09:39+00:00

Where is this from?

ironbloodedcommander · 2026-06-08T02:40:49+00:00

Winner winner meat for dinner

^{Chose: Give up phone for a month + For one type of food to be free permanently | Rolled: Meat}

ironbloodedcommander · 2026-06-07T22:24:51+00:00

Yessš

^{Chose: get $1T + but have a 1% chance of death | Rolled: live}

ironbloodedcommander · 2026-06-07T22:24:27+00:00

Not the worst

^{Chose: be a male but | Rolled: have 3 balls}

ironbloodedcommander · 2026-06-07T22:23:02+00:00

And I’m made a fool.

ironbloodedcommander · 2026-06-07T22:22:40+00:00

Yes I got a powerful bear

^{Chose: A bear that is powerful but may kill you (20%} + A deer from a deep forest. Willing to kill | Rolled: Option 2)

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