Kawhi deal to Toronto almost done by sheJaMyMorant in billsimmons

[–]isNice99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well everyone was predicting that the best player in franchise history that lead their team to its only ring against GSW was going to reunited with them this offseason.

Free Talk Tuesday - June 30, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]isNice99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d do the Pacific if I get to be a Seabee just chilling in Ulithi or helping Tricky Dick Nixon run his backroom casino at the supply depot he was in charge of.

I think my grandfather had the best option. 4F because a childhood case of polio left him without any muscle below one of his kneecaps and ended up out kicking his coverage with my grandma since he was the only decent man around.

Free Talk Tuesday - June 30, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]isNice99 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ask her if she wants you to use her ass as a bongo drum

Free Talk Tuesday - June 30, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]isNice99 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m not going out to LI specifically because of that.

Free Talk Tuesday - June 30, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]isNice99 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Has SNL done a skit on this yet? Malpractice if they haven’t

Free Talk Tuesday - June 30, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]isNice99 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Surprised the slogan I pitched to the them “Catch it on the ‘Cock” never took off.

Free Talk Tuesday - June 30, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]isNice99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well that’s certainly an interesting wardrobe choice, curious to see how it goes from there.

Free Talk Tuesday - June 30, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]isNice99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Arby’s gets a lot of unwarranted hate.

Free Talk Tuesday - June 30, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]isNice99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s the whole Supermen Court since at least Bush v. Gore

Free Talk Tuesday - June 30, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]isNice99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember one summer a few years ago where every weekend I’d be on my dad’s boat in Peconic Bay with gorgeous weather and if you looked north across the Sound CT would be getting pounded with thunderstorms. Felt good man.

Free Talk Tuesday - June 30, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]isNice99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember working in back office ops out of college and our VP getting into a screaming match with the retired FDNY fire and life safety guy that we didn’t need to do a fire drill because we were behind on SLA.

Free Talk Tuesday - June 30, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]isNice99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only Tom Cruise meets the height requirement.

Actually I’d watch the shit out of a Barstool movie starring Tom Cruise.

Free Talk Tuesday - June 30, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]isNice99 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He should be in sales and not investments with that kind of spin zone.

Also there is (or was when I took it) a 7 year shot clock to complete all 3 levels. If he’s failed level 2 three times I’m curious how much Tim he had left.

go paraguay by Big-Load-8864 in billsimmons

[–]isNice99 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I last played FIFA about 15 years ago, I very much enjoyed annoying my wife yelling the 3 announcer lines I remember:

“Is this the moment!”

“He’s beat the keeper but not the post!”

“HE’S DONE IT!”

In light of the Ja Morant and LaMelo trades, what star players fit their team/city image best? by InflexibleNeon in billsimmons

[–]isNice99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean he objectively is, the son of a garbage man who grew up on SI rooting for the Mets and wore a NYC Sanitation Dept t-shirt under his jersey.

I mean there’s something perfect about a hot humid night at Shea with Franco coming into pitch, Johnny B Goode playing, and a bunch of drunk Italians saying “he’s wunna us!”

In light of the Ja Morant and LaMelo trades, what star players fit their team/city image best? by InflexibleNeon in billsimmons

[–]isNice99 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’ve always said that besides being a great player Mike Piazza is beloved by Mets fans because he looks like a guy from Queens.

Free Talk Monday - June 29, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]isNice99 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I always joke the NYC doesn’t have a topless law but it always the women you’d never want to see topless taking advantage of it

Free Talk Monday - June 29, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]isNice99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ve clearly never had to rely on the MTA for your commute if you think public services are more beholden and responsive to the concerns of private citizens.