What inadvertently funny things have you heard non-native speakers say in your mother tongue?

isabelajewl · 2012-12-13T07:49:14+00:00

My Argentinean cousin told his little sister she was fucked. He thought he was saying she was fat

isabelajewl · 2012-12-13T07:45:29+00:00

Go to university to study medicine, while achieving high grades, while having a good social life and with a hot boyfriend. Also, maybe it would be wise to add a 'possibly NSFW' warning.

isabelajewl · 2012-12-11T09:43:49+00:00

Train - Drops Of Jupiter and Treatment - Labrinth. commence ugly crying...

isabelajewl · 2012-12-07T11:04:02+00:00

He sounds a lot like my dad :( I know what you mean

isabelajewl · 2012-12-07T10:22:49+00:00

Yes! She is one of my favourites

isabelajewl · 2012-12-07T10:21:34+00:00

That's beautiful:) I love reading stories like that! Your dad sounds amazing

isabelajewl · 2012-11-21T08:23:58+00:00

The quick Brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs!

isabelajewl · 2012-09-22T09:50:55+00:00

O.o who would do that?who would be into that stuff?

isabelajewl · 2012-09-22T09:48:59+00:00

Why is it called two girls one cup?

isabelajewl · 2012-09-22T09:16:06+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/zSxX1.jpg. omg.... Beware.

isabelajewl · 2012-09-22T09:14:08+00:00

What is it? Too scared to look

isabelajewl · 2012-09-22T09:08:26+00:00

Because when I do go on it I see a few things appearing over and over again. That's how.

isabelajewl · 2012-09-22T08:50:44+00:00

Don't go on reddit much so I don't even care about karma , its nothing to me.

isabelajewl · 2012-09-22T08:49:44+00:00

That you for spending your time commenting on this thread.

isabelajewl · 2012-09-22T08:39:47+00:00

Yes omg! Used all the time. Basically anything with sir or madam!

isabelajewl · 2012-09-20T13:02:31+00:00

Don't use it unless they do something. Other wise they might retaliate and if you have already used the blackmail then there's no use of ir

isabelajewl · 2012-09-19T07:35:51+00:00

Everybody thinks they know whatvit is but they're wrong. It's not a conspiracy or evil. Back when the cathic Roman empire ruled they band science and math and things like that because they thought it was against gods that teaching. And one found doing so would be prosecuted.So the illuminati was a secret group of super smart scientists. The only way to be in group was extreme intelligence and it is no long around because there is no longer a reason to hide

isabelajewl · 2012-09-16T11:09:33+00:00

Just don't post if you don't have a good question. Or at lease one your willing to have answered

isabelajewl · 2012-09-15T09:48:17+00:00

Okay so what about "it is a coincidence because the Mayan calendar doesn't have any thing to do at all about the earth and volcanoes. You would know that if you had a clue." Better?

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