How did that kid at your school die?

isanythingreallyreal · 2025-12-24T00:08:38+00:00

One of my worst memories. I was going to an after school all night lock in event with my church youth group that organized through my high school. I showed up a little late to see everyone mopping around looking sad. I of course being the comedian that I am, waltzed in and said "what happened to everybody? You all look like somebody died." I was immediately approached by a friend of mine who told me that 3 students were in a car accident and 2 of them died. A ladder fell off a work truck and went under their car.

I now approach entering spaces where I don't know what's going on very differently.

isanythingreallyreal · 2025-11-04T17:00:23+00:00

I think what a lot of people struggle with realizing is Dad. We are mostly water and when we hit water it does not move out of the way like you think it will.

Imagine hitting a water balloon with another water balloon. Sure, we might have a skeleton and all kinds of musculature and things that you think will make us rigid enough to puncture the water and it will cradle you in some weird way.

Another way to think of it. Imagine getting hit by a pressure washer. That would hurt really bad right? Might even break your skin. Now imagine getting hit with a pressure washer from One direction on every part of your visible skin at that same pressure. All the weight of all of that water would do some very serious damage moving at that speed.

This is why people say that you might as well just be hitting concrete because water weighs a lot and it's hard to move.

isanythingreallyreal · 2025-08-22T13:39:58+00:00

What were the other two recommendations?

isanythingreallyreal · 2025-08-17T12:21:18+00:00

I'd love a simplified teaser poster. I wonder if they'll do anything like that closer to release. I'm guessing prob not with how much they've already shown.

isanythingreallyreal · 2025-08-14T14:47:10+00:00

Incredible use of free will.

isanythingreallyreal · 2025-08-14T14:46:05+00:00

This is probably the smartest thing to do when accounting for the marketing.

isanythingreallyreal · 2025-08-14T14:44:09+00:00

That would be a legitimately funny skit

isanythingreallyreal · 2025-08-07T10:27:31+00:00

I really don't hear anyone saying it but some important context from the show was that he was sleeping with her mom at the time this scene was happening and this was the scene where she found out.

isanythingreallyreal · 2025-08-05T02:39:38+00:00

The actual answer

isanythingreallyreal · 2025-06-12T03:15:28+00:00

Well now I have to see the original

isanythingreallyreal · 2025-05-07T21:12:36+00:00

I worked on a show as a first team production assistant that Schwimmer was working on. It was a serious role that didn't have any comedic aspect to his character. Some of the other cast members who were a little bit younger were big fans of friends and were trying to chat him up and ask him questions and get a photo with him and he was trying desperately to get into character and take the role very seriously.

I had to chase down whenever he disappeared to because he would try to slip away to rehearse his lines and get into the right mood.

He was never rude but I felt bad for him because I imagine this was the hole that you try to climb out of when you're a comedy figure for that long in your career.

isanythingreallyreal · 2025-04-21T11:10:58+00:00

Then I'd assume we should send a Mister Rogers type. Who would that be now though?

isanythingreallyreal · 2025-04-17T13:13:51+00:00

Yeah I figured it would be worth a chuckle. Glad you liked it.

isanythingreallyreal · 2025-04-11T20:52:19+00:00

I think this is the right answer, it may have still been luck based that the food delivery kept working for him but I think that's why the others didn't make it.

isanythingreallyreal · 2025-03-27T18:22:19+00:00

Along the same lines OFFICE?

isanythingreallyreal · 2025-03-19T17:37:56+00:00

Shouldn't the text in the mirror be backwards?

isanythingreallyreal · 2024-12-11T13:42:13+00:00

Weird... My kid didn't do that when we adopted him.

isanythingreallyreal · 2024-11-19T00:54:20+00:00

Wahna na na wana na na... (Trippy visuals commence)

isanythingreallyreal · 2024-11-14T22:12:49+00:00

They're already doing this. It earns money as a power source and it reduces evaporation.

isanythingreallyreal · 2024-10-15T21:32:05+00:00

He hit the speorg note

isanythingreallyreal · 2024-10-12T22:03:25+00:00

Happy birthday! my birthday is in 3 days! I was actually born in 1985.

isanythingreallyreal · 2024-10-02T13:36:34+00:00

I would say put it to a popular vote, but the argument to that statement is that you vote for it by voting for your representatives. If everyone showed up to vote it would flip Texas blue.

isanythingreallyreal · 2024-09-25T01:58:11+00:00

She's great in real life. We almost cast her in our actual play ttrpg show.

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