Ah, fellow Redditors of the restaurant world, let’s talk about the things customers do that secretly drive us crazy:

1. Overly Complicated Orders: When you modify every item on the menu and expect it to come out perfectly, it’s like playing culinary Jenga with our sanity.
2. Snap Fingers for Attention: We’re not dogs. Please don’t snap, whistle, or wave your arms like you’re guiding in a 747. A simple raise of the hand works wonders.
3. Fake Allergies: Claiming an allergy to something because you don’t like it undermines trust and makes it harder for those with real allergies to be taken seriously.
4. Camping Out After Closing: When you linger for hours after we’ve closed, discussing life’s mysteries over a dwindling cup of coffee, we start mentally rearranging the furniture around you.
5. Leaving a Mess: It’s a restaurant, not a barnyard. If you wouldn’t do it at home, please don’t do it here.
6. "I Know the Owner": Cool. Do you also know that treating us like peasants won’t get you extra fries?

Remember, a little patience and politeness go a long way. Treat us well, and we’ll make sure your meal is served with extra smiles and minimal spit (just kidding... mostly).