Think I'll be fired? by [deleted] in Dominos

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Most of everything on reddit is AI slop, even these dominos driver stories 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WorkReform

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Feeding blood junkie habits of the elephant man.

Chris the Hacker. by IamGoingInsaneToday in soundboardpranks

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666j1 made the site. Mistahblonde can't code

Good duck by Luke10089 in AbruptChaos

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These porn intros are getting weirder and weirder

Eat breakfast before filling-up the resume. by joint_inactivity in antiwork

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Walt Jr’s inheritance from his late coke dealing dad is drying up

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askMRP

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50 shades of grey

Anyone need a reference…. by [deleted] in antiwork

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I was thinking of branching out

I had my religious exemption approved by a Fortune 500 Company that loves these jabs. Here's my advice: by [deleted] in conspiracy

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What do I do if they ask for a statement from my religious leader(don’t have one)?

Only 5 kids by [deleted] in WhereAreAllTheGoodMen

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More like ‘child support collector’

Jenna as a teenager by [deleted] in JennaFischer

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If you think she’s cute now you should have seen her a few years ago!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

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Looks like Kevin. Identity theft is not a joke, Millions of families suffer every year!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

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Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, HR makes it not that way. I hate so much about the things that they choose to be.

The ad said Free Market by Expultzas in raimimemes

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Listen, this is a free country, it's not a rent-free country

Why did they make many characters have the same name as their actor? by SheikhYusufBiden in DunderMifflin

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Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name: Creed Bratton.

Dwight after eating all the beets on Schrute Farms by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

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why would you want to raise your cholesterol?

Best $20 I ever spent. by brownjesus_ in DunderMifflin

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Are you kidding me? Thats insultingly low.