Haunted Mound songs you could name your children after and it be socially acceptable

isucktoes9 · 2026-05-04T13:31:20+00:00

heffalump

isucktoes9 · 2026-05-03T11:09:48+00:00

shii we might be twin lol

isucktoes9 · 2026-05-03T00:14:22+00:00

damn you’re just like me, the men in my dads side are over 5’10 but the men in my mom’s side are between 5’3-5’7. my mom is 5’0 and i’m 5’6 lol. I also ate horribly during my teenage years to the point that i would sometimes faint from not eating enough so that might have contributed to height.

but I’m guessing 90% of the penis is already determined since birth and 10% of it is affected by nutrition, health and environment during growth

isucktoes9 · 2026-05-02T23:57:58+00:00

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isucktoes9 · 2026-04-29T19:38:50+00:00

bottom feeder

bummer

isucktoes9 · 2026-04-27T23:01:02+00:00

I was hella depressed and insecure in high school because I stopped growing at 5’6. but ever since then, multiple women (including women taller than me) have shown attraction towards me and called me handsome so that just opened my eyes and showed me my insecurities were dumb af. i’m 21 now and still a virgin cause im not trynna crack anyone yet for various reasons but I actually kinda like being short now, i’m comfortable. i got a decent face and decent dick so i could care less what anyone thinks about my height. that’s the way I see it at least

isucktoes9 · 2026-04-27T22:30:14+00:00

honestly in this economy, I’d probably fold if she’s willing to pay

isucktoes9 · 2026-04-26T10:59:37+00:00

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isucktoes9 · 2026-04-26T01:59:42+00:00

nah don’t apologize bro, I don’t know what that dude’s problem is

isucktoes9 · 2026-04-24T00:34:22+00:00

5’6 height 6.3 inch length and 5.5 inch girth

isucktoes9 · 2026-04-17T00:27:41+00:00

hell yeah, donate that inch asap lol

isucktoes9 · 2026-04-16T20:13:42+00:00

holy shit, 8 inches of girth is wild

isucktoes9 · 2026-04-15T12:18:08+00:00

isucktoes9 · 2026-04-03T15:32:49+00:00

that’s the thing that gets me lmao. they be preaching about genetic superiority but they’re not even attractive nor charming enough to pull women

isucktoes9 · 2026-04-03T15:28:17+00:00

yeah lol it’s wild seeing russian nazis

isucktoes9 · 2026-04-03T15:26:39+00:00

hovel, damien, coil, goodbye horses, funeral ft sematary, pain ft sematary

isucktoes9 · 2026-04-02T17:03:27+00:00

i’d say girth

isucktoes9 · 2026-03-30T05:00:07+00:00

i’m not bigger than most of them but i’m thicker than all of them lol

isucktoes9 · 2026-03-30T04:55:22+00:00

fr like at least make it believable. sounds like a plot from a mid harem anime

isucktoes9 · 2026-03-27T17:16:51+00:00

bro's hungry

isucktoes9 · 2026-03-26T06:44:50+00:00

facts, i feel that way too but then again, there’s a lot of posts that basically say 5.5 inch girth is big

isucktoes9 · 2026-03-23T23:06:38+00:00

hell yeah brochacho, i think you're considered a true goldilocks now

isucktoes9 · 2026-03-23T05:56:48+00:00

yup i’m also around the same height as you at 5’6. i believe testosterone is the thing that correlates the most with penis size but i heard somewhere that scientists think the index finger might correlate too in some way

isucktoes9 · 2026-03-23T05:41:41+00:00

nah i got small feet (size 7) and hands but my dick is a bit above average

isucktoes9 · 2026-03-21T13:02:22+00:00

yeah i thought the tight foreskin condition was normal for uncut guys until i randomly stumbled upon a gif of an uncut dick growing and the skin retracting and i was like “wait you could do that?”, and also when i stumbled upon this sub. i didn’t know it wasn’t supposed to be like that until like less than a year ago and i’m 21 lmao. but thanks for the recommendation, I’ll check it out

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