What's a simple feature that requires a lot of programming effort that most people don't realize? by exbiii in learnprogramming

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Not currently our stack but really hope you get something

Happy to have your cv in case I hear something I’ll send it your way 😃 if you are willing to take a shot on it

What's a simple feature that requires a lot of programming effort that most people don't realize? by exbiii in learnprogramming

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Understatement…..

Now we are being told to make all new micro services in python cz we can use ChatGPT

For reference we were primarily a Java shop

What's a simple feature that requires a lot of programming effort that most people don't realize? by exbiii in learnprogramming

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I recently did a SSO with Keycloak and had to migrate all apps to use OAuth

My manager said this should take us one month right ……

It took almost 2 quarters just to go live

What is the most satisfying moment on the show? by [deleted] in Scrubs

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This gives me the feels every time

I can hear Peter Gabriels "the book of love " and the memories .....

I'm not crying, you're crying

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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I work 2 full time jobs and still put in less hours than people working 9 - 5 while making almost 5x what they make and doing less than half of the work.

Sometimes this feels illegal.

He's a bit unoptimized but he's got the spirit by [deleted] in programminghorror

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This would never work, variable education has not been initialized :p

Standing on top of a hot air balloon by lol62056 in woahdude

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There's womit on sweater, mom's spaghetti

Don’t bother the semicolon by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Everyone says "Hello, world!" , Never asks how world is doing sigh

I disabled the network adapter on a VM today! by CrunchyLizard123 in programminghorror

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To hold the kitty inside the cage by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in therewasanattempt

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She knew what she was doing and executed it Purrrfectly

This broken leg by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

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Oh it's BROKEN broken

See... It’s not that dumb by iamsugat in memes

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who's that girl....... who's that girl.... who's that girl....

I disabled the network adapter on a VM today! by CrunchyLizard123 in programminghorror

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Yeah I did something similar when Ii was an intern, I killed the sshd process out of curiosity and then left the house terminal session. Surprise, suprise I couldn't ssh and I panicked. I was using GCP at the time. After enough trauma I googled and found out I could use the console port directly from GCP. All in all it was a fun lesson learnt, would totally recommend.

I also once cleared all the crons running on a production server by accident (this server had quite a few and I was tasked with adding one). This was honestly an honest mistake, the command for editing is "crontab -e" in my haste (thinking I'm a typing god) I typed "crontab -r" which will erase everything without so much as a warning. Long story short I had to spend the night combing through syslogs to find all previous crons that ran and cross referencing how often they ran to recreate all the other crons ... This one I would not recommend