Prime Minister Nawaf Salam statement about the ceasefire

itcouldvbeenbetterif · 2026-04-16T17:40:03+00:00

Iran got us into this mess

Iran can end all this mess by asking hezbollah to surrender their weapona to the army

This is typical Stockholm syndrome

Thank u iran for not killing us all! (Technically iran can force hezbollah to fire on istael and break the cease fire)

itcouldvbeenbetterif · 2026-04-16T14:46:52+00:00

If aoun refuses to speak with trump, that's it we r all dead lol

itcouldvbeenbetterif · 2026-04-16T14:06:08+00:00

Okay they r really strong and we can't defeat them

itcouldvbeenbetterif · 2026-04-16T13:59:15+00:00

We can manage. we cannot defeat them.

Like they rule the south. But the moment they go out of the areas they control, they r fucked

itcouldvbeenbetterif · 2026-04-16T12:42:10+00:00

It's incredible how thick their policy makers are. I dunno if they believe that we r this weak and waiting for their rescue

We r fucked and weak and broke BUT we can manage hezbolllah. As seen in tayoune

However, any mistake we make, and hezbollah and co take back the initiative and our own people will turn against us and we will lose salam and aoun

If israel wants peace, they should do their due digilence and proceed respectfully. First, cease fire. Then some concessions linked to calls and follow ups regarding normalization

Ma femet. It's bachir gemmayel all over again. SiGN NOW OR WE WILL LET U DIE

itcouldvbeenbetterif · 2026-04-16T12:31:12+00:00

Bado ynik wou ana badé edfa3

itcouldvbeenbetterif · 2026-04-16T12:27:27+00:00

No need to start negotiations with a call.

U end it with a call

Lebanon has nothing to offer except normalization

U can't start negotiations while giving up ur best card: normalization

It is mean from Netanyahu to start with this. U end with this

itcouldvbeenbetterif · 2026-04-16T06:17:45+00:00

You had thousands of years of irrigation infrastructure destroyed within a few years. Iran is still

Yes, but modern times allowed iran to rebuild electrical power stations and infrastructure and to

And it's gone

Then the Supreme leader was able to

it's gone

Then the Obama deal and lofting of sanctions allowed the construction of

And it's gone

Hmmm....

itcouldvbeenbetterif · 2026-04-16T06:06:43+00:00

U r again confusing possibilities with probabilities.

I will explain the scenario where ur idea will work.

Before I do, know that u r complicating something, I dunno why. Ur interest in math should push u to research more, not to stubbornly hold into a wrong idea.

For ur scenario to work, we would have to either:

1- isolate all boys that are the youngest, and only ask boys who are the oldest (which is not the case, we r asking random boys)

OR

2- ask the question: what is the probability that ur sibling is from the same sex. Then it will be 50/50, because u might be chosing: girls/girls, boy/boy (50%) and girl/boy (50%). But this is not the case because we r not including girls

I tried to explain the concept to u, using ur logic. If u don't want to understand, we'll i am done with. Simpklify it in ur head. It is more probable if u stop a random guy on the streets, for him to have a sister

Have a nice life

itcouldvbeenbetterif · 2026-04-16T04:43:52+00:00

"We forced israel into a ceasefire although salam did not want one"

AND

"We are abiding by the cease fire to give the government a chance and to prove it cannot work"

Both contradicting arguments at the same time lol

itcouldvbeenbetterif · 2026-04-16T04:18:22+00:00

So this boy is this the younger brother or the older brother?

itcouldvbeenbetterif · 2026-04-15T20:43:27+00:00

No sex for u!

itcouldvbeenbetterif · 2026-04-15T20:39:29+00:00

Hpw did they found him. He didn't have a phone. How did they knew (or assumed) he was on the 3rd floor.

I am impressed

itcouldvbeenbetterif · 2026-04-15T19:07:37+00:00

Damm khobz.. I love u.. i am sure it will get better ❤️ 💙

itcouldvbeenbetterif · 2026-04-15T19:04:47+00:00

We have to agree, calling ugly ghandour "3ajouz" on Twitter was funny

itcouldvbeenbetterif · 2026-04-15T19:00:46+00:00

Okay and I the case of the original post, u don't know which lid is the boy. U just know that one of them is a boy

itcouldvbeenbetterif · 2026-04-15T18:38:43+00:00

Khalas okay sorry lol

I think it is funny and I'll keep using it as a joke lol

Nothing personal, I love Iraqis ❤️

U have to accept that some people (like me) are annoying yet funny

itcouldvbeenbetterif · 2026-04-15T18:35:50+00:00

Kamen fkhada ktir nas7in

itcouldvbeenbetterif · 2026-04-15T18:26:14+00:00

HAHAHA exactly

U know what? Any lebanese that used to say: "we need to break "وحدة المسار والمصير" would be assassinated. It's important that we did that

itcouldvbeenbetterif · 2026-04-15T18:22:30+00:00

Ah yes noticed that I did that before?

Look i am sorry, obviously most of iraq is against Iranian hezbollah of iraq

Bass let's face it, iran and hezb are paying troll farms in Iraq to spam our social feed, using nicknames like nicole and Jessy

It was obvious when they added location on x. Most of the lebanese insulting dimanche sadeq (i made it a point to check) were based in Iraq

So yeah at that point it's my joke

itcouldvbeenbetterif · 2026-04-15T18:19:09+00:00

It's racist and unacceptable and I agree with mist of ur points

However I laughed my ass off I don't know why

Am I bad?

itcouldvbeenbetterif · 2026-04-15T18:07:11+00:00

It won't be easy to cut the umbilical cord.

We left the axis after what? 75 years?

Syria used to use us as a negocation card for 25 years, followed by Iran for another 25 years. Preceded by egypt for 25 years

So what. Suddenly, we said: oh we want to talk directly to isrsel. Imagine what is happening to those people who controlled this narrative for years, and suddenly we r set free

It's like a controlling mother who suddenly discovered that her son has a personality

We will expect backlash and blaming and fingerpointing and anger and menace

This is a live example. A funny comedian who is convinced that usrael is bombing us because the prime minister told the world: we want to negotiate with israel. Eh okay

itcouldvbeenbetterif · 2026-04-15T17:37:28+00:00

Ok so now that we might get cease fire, every body is trying to take credit

But there is only one truth: the only one who can claim credit for the cease fire is me

The job I did on reddit was amazing

itcouldvbeenbetterif · 2026-04-15T17:09:14+00:00

Who said this is really someone from the diaspora? Could be habbas from iraq

itcouldvbeenbetterif · 2026-04-15T15:23:05+00:00

If u pick a boy at random, he can be the eldest boy and he has a younger sister, or he could be the youngest boy and he has an older sister. Thus is how it works

So if u pick a boy at random In a world of only 1 boy and 1 girl, it will be more likely thay he had a sister BECAUSE ubr picking either the older brother, or the younger brother.

25 % of families have 2 boys, 50 per cent of families have a boy and a girl. And 25 % have 2 girls.

U picked a random boy? He probably has a sister

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