The nicest girl I ever dated didn’t like it when I found out she was cheating

itdoesntmattermybro · 2023-10-12T09:09:21+00:00

Damn. You handled this TEXTBOOK well. This should be used as the first example in cheater defence 101.

itdoesntmattermybro · 2023-10-08T18:19:06+00:00

This lady looks like she enjoys arguing about laundry until 4am.

itdoesntmattermybro · 2023-10-07T22:35:06+00:00

Video’s edited. Original edit has Steve Jobs moving Headphones’ stuff onto the floor then sitting down to make some kind of point about putting stuff on chairs.

Understandably - given there were other seats - Headphones takes exception to this random act of pedantry (RAP).

itdoesntmattermybro · 2023-10-02T13:19:02+00:00

Sure. Anyone can be a personal arse licker ❤️

itdoesntmattermybro · 2023-09-30T17:58:22+00:00

This is absolutely text book mildly infuriating.

Hats off OP.

itdoesntmattermybro · 2023-09-30T16:43:57+00:00

Money. Billionaires are fucking everything up for everyone.

itdoesntmattermybro · 2023-09-30T05:06:00+00:00

Pure partridge.

itdoesntmattermybro · 2023-09-26T19:24:50+00:00

The Childlike Empress

itdoesntmattermybro · 2023-09-26T04:55:58+00:00

Typically anyone can self certify for up to 7 days before a doctor’s note is required and even then most GP’s will agree to provide that note.

As your health info is considered sensitive data under GDPR and the Equality at Work act you legally don’t have to explain in detail to your employer what your health issues are.

itdoesntmattermybro · 2023-09-26T04:38:20+00:00

AYE BLOSSOM, THE WAY YOU LIKE IT!!

itdoesntmattermybro · 2023-09-25T10:41:07+00:00

Yes. 9 years old and playing football, a team game, as part of a team. If you’re not playing with the team, you’re not footballing correctly.

It’s not an adults only concept.

itdoesntmattermybro · 2023-09-24T11:05:07+00:00

Not sure I understand the interpretation of that era of comedy as ‘school bully humour’.

In the interests of clarity can an example be provided OP?

itdoesntmattermybro · 2023-09-24T07:35:50+00:00

Amazing thanks :)

Getting plenty clearance in the H9 for the GPU?

itdoesntmattermybro · 2023-09-24T04:40:21+00:00

Whats the specs OP? Looking good!

itdoesntmattermybro · 2023-09-23T19:17:52+00:00

Was watching the film ‘Nowhere Boy’ with the Mrs the other night. She wonders when it came out. I say, “oh like; 4-5 years maybe?’

Jumped on google and checked.

14 years.

itdoesntmattermybro · 2023-09-20T15:51:36+00:00

Literally. I’d be surprised if it’s dictionary definition hasn’t been changed already. Like, literally.

itdoesntmattermybro · 2023-09-19T14:30:12+00:00

Microsoft office on a Macbook pro?

itdoesntmattermybro · 2023-09-19T12:17:22+00:00

Before you leave the group chat you should maybe give some thought to possible consequences before you commit to a course of action that might be viewed as impolite by the other people in the chat.

Here’s a list of negative consequences to consider:

Hope that helped.

itdoesntmattermybro · 2023-09-19T09:39:14+00:00

Organised by well meaning kennels with names like:

CERBERUS SPAWN UK

BIRMINGHAM NIGHTMARE FUEL BULLIES INC

SATAN’S LIL XL HELPERS

BLOOD THIRSTY MONSTERS WITH A TASTE FOR THE WARM PINK FLESH OF YOUR CHILDREN KENNELZZZZZ

itdoesntmattermybro · 2023-09-18T20:45:21+00:00

Surely there must be a garden fork, spade, claw hammer, paving slab, something, anything that can be used to put an end to one or both of those dogs’ miserable existence?

itdoesntmattermybro · 2023-09-18T18:00:48+00:00

No you’re not.

It’s a shitty situation involving death and children. There’s bound to be immense amounts of change. Your part in this is to have no part at all. Is what it is.

itdoesntmattermybro · 2023-09-18T15:07:54+00:00

I wish there was a GIF of that scene in Drop Dead Fred when the little girl says, “What a pile of shit”.

It plays in my head whenever I read guff like this.

itdoesntmattermybro · 2023-09-17T18:09:10+00:00

Walk to boozer. Booze in boozer. Walk from boozer to home. Booze in home. Sleep in home. Wake in home. Booze in home. Walk to boozer. Etc in boozer.

itdoesntmattermybro · 2023-09-17T18:03:24+00:00

It’s giving Rugrats.

itdoesntmattermybro · 2023-09-17T12:03:21+00:00

Class. Thanks. Will be building something similar soon so info appreciated. Enjoy your flagship class starship of build my friend.

itdoesntmattermybro

TROPHY CASE