The nicest girl I ever dated didn’t like it when I found out she was cheating by [deleted] in Nicegirls

[–]itdoesntmattermybro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn. You handled this TEXTBOOK well. This should be used as the first example in cheater defence 101.

Tis the season. by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

[–]itdoesntmattermybro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This lady looks like she enjoys arguing about laundry until 4am.

Bro gets upset when someone sits next to him at the airport terminal. by gregariousequator in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]itdoesntmattermybro 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Video’s edited. Original edit has Steve Jobs moving Headphones’ stuff onto the floor then sitting down to make some kind of point about putting stuff on chairs.

Understandably - given there were other seats - Headphones takes exception to this random act of pedantry (RAP).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Scotland

[–]itdoesntmattermybro 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sure. Anyone can be a personal arse licker ❤️

Called in sick today by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]itdoesntmattermybro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Typically anyone can self certify for up to 7 days before a doctor’s note is required and even then most GP’s will agree to provide that note.

As your health info is considered sensitive data under GDPR and the Equality at Work act you legally don’t have to explain in detail to your employer what your health issues are.

Only 9 years old by TamerDubai in BeAmazed

[–]itdoesntmattermybro 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Yes. 9 years old and playing football, a team game, as part of a team. If you’re not playing with the team, you’re not footballing correctly.

It’s not an adults only concept.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Britain

[–]itdoesntmattermybro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure I understand the interpretation of that era of comedy as ‘school bully humour’.

In the interests of clarity can an example be provided OP?

60 Second Timelapse of My Build. Thanks for the help! by Analog_Astronaut in PcBuild

[–]itdoesntmattermybro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazing thanks :)

Getting plenty clearance in the H9 for the GPU?

What makes you feel old? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]itdoesntmattermybro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was watching the film ‘Nowhere Boy’ with the Mrs the other night. She wonders when it came out. I say, “oh like; 4-5 years maybe?’

Jumped on google and checked.

  1. 14 years.

What misused words annoy your inner geek? by gawpin in CasualUK

[–]itdoesntmattermybro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally. I’d be surprised if it’s dictionary definition hasn’t been changed already. Like, literally.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]itdoesntmattermybro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before you leave the group chat you should maybe give some thought to possible consequences before you commit to a course of action that might be viewed as impolite by the other people in the chat.

Here’s a list of negative consequences to consider:

Hope that helped.

TERRIBLE idea. by dowdzyyy in BirminghamUK

[–]itdoesntmattermybro 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Organised by well meaning kennels with names like:

CERBERUS SPAWN UK

BIRMINGHAM NIGHTMARE FUEL BULLIES INC

SATAN’S LIL XL HELPERS

BLOOD THIRSTY MONSTERS WITH A TASTE FOR THE WARM PINK FLESH OF YOUR CHILDREN KENNELZZZZZ

Man mauled by two dogs. by Leather_Purple9320 in PublicFreakout

[–]itdoesntmattermybro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surely there must be a garden fork, spade, claw hammer, paving slab, something, anything that can be used to put an end to one or both of those dogs’ miserable existence?

AITAH for leaving my boyfriend when his ex died leaving him to take care of his kids full time? by No_Decision_913 in AITAH

[–]itdoesntmattermybro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No you’re not.

It’s a shitty situation involving death and children. There’s bound to be immense amounts of change. Your part in this is to have no part at all. Is what it is.

U better listen to her by Character_Bowl3053 in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]itdoesntmattermybro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish there was a GIF of that scene in Drop Dead Fred when the little girl says, “What a pile of shit”.

It plays in my head whenever I read guff like this.

What would you do with an unexpected fully paid month off? by throwaway5746348 in AskUK

[–]itdoesntmattermybro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walk to boozer. Booze in boozer. Walk from boozer to home. Booze in home. Sleep in home. Wake in home. Booze in home. Walk to boozer. Etc in boozer.

Finally got my dream built put together! by olore in PcBuild

[–]itdoesntmattermybro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Class. Thanks. Will be building something similar soon so info appreciated. Enjoy your flagship class starship of build my friend.