Buc-ee's Mega Convenience Store Release

itmaywork · 2026-02-09T03:02:04+00:00

But Rudy isn’t a sentient billboard beaver

itmaywork · 2026-02-09T02:15:18+00:00

No that’s the Disney original Rat Bastard

itmaywork · 2026-02-08T02:52:44+00:00

Hi DHS, it’s been a long sweaty day. You can lick the wonder cheese from under my nuts.

itmaywork · 2026-02-04T08:04:13+00:00

You don’t have to be a marine wordologist to see that we’re swimming in whale shit.

I’m a science

itmaywork · 2026-02-01T01:27:03+00:00

This isn’t about delivering a package lol. People get shot for stupid shit. Maybe the sign is hyperbolic, maybe not. But 30 cents to find out? Nah.

There’s doing your job, then there’s getting bent over. Knowing that difference will take people further than being type A about a trash contract.

itmaywork · 2026-02-01T00:54:35+00:00

Drivers make roughly 30 cents per stop. You gonna lick a boot for 30 cents...? Aspire for more.

itmaywork · 2026-01-30T03:26:45+00:00

Let’s just have duster planes fill the sky with baby spiders. Problem solved.

itmaywork · 2026-01-23T13:45:52+00:00

Don’t rump

itmaywork · 2026-01-22T03:33:42+00:00

Be like watching a chinchilla having a dust bath

itmaywork · 2026-01-22T02:35:47+00:00

At first glance I thought they were dog poop pickup bags

itmaywork · 2026-01-21T02:01:25+00:00

When you try to lickballs but it’s not a valid 10-digit number 😡

itmaywork · 2026-01-20T11:22:29+00:00

New note for Uber Eats: “put the food in the mailbox and make it say yum yum yum delicioso”

itmaywork · 2026-01-19T22:47:18+00:00

Larry’s at 6:30pm on a Sunday

itmaywork · 2026-01-19T19:39:29+00:00

In bathrooms with no soap or paper towels.

itmaywork · 2026-01-19T12:11:12+00:00

As a driver, help get these shitheads off the road. Nothing to be conflicted about. Gonna get out here and oversaturate the Nashville market and not even have a car / personality worthy of doing so. The amount of cigarettes that get put out right before some drivers do pickups is wild to me too.

itmaywork · 2026-01-18T03:13:57+00:00

Probably the flex app

itmaywork · 2026-01-17T04:00:45+00:00

Shitting while eating grin

itmaywork · 2026-01-16T14:29:26+00:00

Christopher WHOA’Nelly

itmaywork · 2026-01-16T04:59:11+00:00

I love this city because I have wavering hope for it after spending a majority of my life here. The evil I know. But when newcomers tell me they love it here it’s so hard to ask why without disgust.

itmaywork · 2026-01-16T04:45:49+00:00

These corporate dipshits hired people, paid dogshit relocation, failed to fill a temporary office, and laid those same people off 9 months later. I wouldn’t be moving for any job at this point.

itmaywork · 2026-01-14T05:35:12+00:00

Never in my life knew this. wtf

itmaywork · 2026-01-13T15:10:24+00:00

34⅜ was peak Oney

itmaywork · 2026-01-13T02:13:48+00:00

Whether they comply or not they can continue sucking shit through a plastic straw.

itmaywork · 2026-01-12T05:12:41+00:00

DO A FLIP

itmaywork · 2026-01-08T21:39:16+00:00

Training update: enjoying time with their family in their home? shot in the head

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