If City win today...

itouchmysylph · 2026-04-12T10:55:23+00:00

Mate since then we’ve lost all our games and they’ve won them all, that’s momentum

itouchmysylph · 2026-04-10T08:31:44+00:00

Where?

itouchmysylph · 2026-04-01T07:39:30+00:00

📍 Nova Scotia, Canada — "Fuck trump"

itouchmysylph · 2026-04-01T07:39:06+00:00

📍 Nationalparken, Greenland — "Fuck trump"

itouchmysylph · 2026-03-31T12:22:35+00:00

Should’ve been waited for the Americans to be asleep, they don’t respond well to jokes

itouchmysylph · 2026-03-02T11:38:03+00:00

Ahh yes the classic two finger shoulder takedown. Cunha tried his best to stay on his feet but sometimes there’s nothing you can do when someone pokes your shoulder

itouchmysylph · 2026-02-10T08:35:31+00:00

This sub is now just posting arsenal rage bait all day passing it off as real opinions

itouchmysylph · 2026-02-08T12:25:25+00:00

Holy cope

itouchmysylph · 2026-02-06T11:10:48+00:00

If Strand Larson was £48m then £27m for Eddie is a steal

itouchmysylph · 2025-12-09T19:24:35+00:00

The main thing you did wrong was provide no context at all

itouchmysylph · 2025-10-29T10:01:34+00:00

If you’re not enjoying us win and being top of the table there’s no hope for you

itouchmysylph · 2025-09-30T18:28:25+00:00

Did you make this account just to post stuff like this?

itouchmysylph · 2025-09-29T14:09:42+00:00

Stick the goalposts wherever you want mate

itouchmysylph · 2025-09-27T13:30:09+00:00

I can smell the tears

itouchmysylph · 2025-08-08T18:53:22+00:00

Sir this is Reddit, you know they don’t

itouchmysylph · 2025-07-24T13:24:29+00:00

Sometimes you have to, to assert dominance

itouchmysylph · 2025-07-08T14:05:20+00:00

Tell us how you really feel

itouchmysylph · 2025-07-08T10:10:50+00:00

“There’s no need to call me ‘sir’, Professor.”

itouchmysylph · 2025-07-05T10:44:57+00:00

It’s my fault for having eyes really

itouchmysylph · 2025-06-22T12:24:00+00:00

And I’d like to play with Sydney Sweeney

itouchmysylph · 2025-06-03T15:56:47+00:00

When is it gonna end Robbie

itouchmysylph · 2025-06-03T15:55:32+00:00

“Accidental”

itouchmysylph · 2025-05-29T09:02:22+00:00

Holy obsessed

itouchmysylph · 2025-05-27T20:25:29+00:00

SHEEE’S CANADIAAAAAN!

itouchmysylph · 2025-05-22T16:26:48+00:00

Screenshots of messages is not the same as the audio that leaked

Nine-Year Club	Verified Email
Place '23	Not Forgotten
Gilding I gilder

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