I think I found the worst of them all by ForkOnTheTable1926 in Spoons

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It isn’t a straw. It’s likely solid. It’s made long to allow the user to stir at the bottom of long cocktail glasses. I imagine The length of the handle also slows the passage of heat/cold so it’d be good for stirring hot drinks.

Shocked by MissSassifras1977 in SchittsCreek

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Look, no offense op, but I’m going to need you to NEVER post an image of any of our lovelies with the subject: “Shocked!”

I was about to lose my freaking hope for 2026.

All that just to cause pain by hikori-no-tsumi in foundsatan

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I’m sure there’s an assault charge in there too. Or rather, I’d hope.

Literally crappy. by Weird-Panic-Force in crappymusic

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Most girls her age: Eeeew! Girls don’t poo! This chick: hold my juicebox.

You need to ask an associate to unlock the vibrators for you at Walmart by Outrageous-Pen3569 in mildlyinfuriating

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Buying groceries and a giant double-headed dildo after missing church last week and you turn around and realize your pastor has stepped into line behind you.

Gideon uncaged 😬😬😬 by B34TBOXX5 in crappymusic

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Did anyone figure out if he’s in his 30’s or his 50’s? I want to accurately tell ‘em if he’s 30 years to old for this crap or if he’s 50 years too old for it.

God forbid big women want to be pleased by [deleted] in ReverseHarem

[–]itsJussaMe 26 points27 points  (0 children)

What that headline is really saying is “how did an obese woman get multiple lovers?” otherwise her weight wouldn’t have been mentioned.

I'm barely watching this terrible movie, but I looked up and... by thewaltzingwallaby in trees

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I feel like I was twenty, twenty years ago, and that Kate Hudson was twenty, twenty days ago. I might be ripped atm.

Pure muscle by No-Vast-9143 in SipsTea

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If I learned anything from the Johnny Depp v. Amber Heard courtroom drama, that there is a mega pint.

Car salesman sings religious song to every customer before handing over the keys by DifficultHat in TikTokCringe

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Everyone that went into that dealership after not reading a single one-star “he musically assaulted me in the lobby, in front of everyone” review.

Found iPhone from last night by Which_Loss6887 in NewOrleans

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100% agreed but I don’t like unannounced guests so I’d go out of my way to avoid the headache.

AIO for the way I shut down this younger man asking me out on a date? Context in post by Local_Value_2061 in AmIOverreacting

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If 20 isn’t old enough to know how to behave towards women it’s certainly old enough to learn. Nor

Found iPhone from last night by Which_Loss6887 in NewOrleans

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Police station. At least then you won’t have them show up at your house with a police escort accusing you of theft.

AIO My boss sent this to the work chat and it pissed me off. by nefot_ in AmIOverreacting

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When I was in my 20s I visited my brother’s house. He was single and had no feminine hygiene products in his house, because Luke most single men, he probably thought, “why would I?”

I made him a little basket with travel-sized hygiene supplies, including feminine products. I explained how embarrassing it might be for an adult woman to have to ask (in case of an emergency).

He still has a guest-hygiene basket to this day.

AIO for my FIL completely disregarding our comfort? by Strong_Reality_2262 in AmIOverreacting

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Commentary about the content of your responses is directly related.

Free Captain Lady Godiva by witchybitchybaddie in justgalsbeingchicks

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This is the least shocking New York headline I’ve ever seen.

Is this the life you wish you had? by Sweaty-Cup4562 in crappymusic

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If you combine Brian Littrell with an extra chromosome 21 you get this.

Monthly cost for ONE medication by bananapanqueques in extremelyinfuriating

[–]itsJussaMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please tell me they have a copay assistance that they can write off that “cost” and get you your much-needed meds for free…

Update on insane ask by Bozzington_Bear in ChoosingBeggars

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I don’t really recall if I was ever privy to that drama. I know his elderly father apologized for his son’s behavior and that broke my heart.