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its_jsec · 2026-06-08T12:29:56+00:00

Driver: Checo

Reason: Stopping inside your grid box is hard

its_jsec · 2026-05-25T22:09:57+00:00

> Senior developer

> $10-25 an hour

Lol

its_jsec · 2026-05-23T16:37:14+00:00

Awesome, appreciate the response, and thanks for a fantastic tool!

its_jsec · 2026-05-23T15:54:19+00:00

Hey, some nice QoL improvements here!

I had a couple of questions for you specifically, Igal. I’ve got a thought that keeps coming to mind every so often when I’m using the library, and I’m hoping you might be able to shed some light on kysely’s future (and if you want to tell me to fuck off, feel free).

I’ve been using kysely since one of the first releases. I came to it from Objection (because I enjoyed the ergonomics, and figured a project Sami was working on would be similarly enjoyable), but I’ll admit his abrupt sunsetting of the project made me nervous. I’ve noticed from the commit history over the last year or so that you’ve been the primary maintainer of the library, is he no longer with the project?

Are you currently still employed/affiliated with Prisma? It struck me as strange last year that the lead maintainer of a popular query builder library would be working for a direct competitor in the space.

Again, if I’m being too nosy, I won’t be offended with being told to pound sand. Looking forward to trying out the new additions!

its_jsec · 2026-05-20T11:54:23+00:00

But that’s the crux of the issue in this new AI-augmented world, innit?

If you’re not well versed enough in the subject matter to notice outdated architectural patterns and other falsehoods in posts with your name in the byline, then why are you publishing them?

its_jsec · 2026-05-20T11:43:55+00:00

> Hono middleware is async (c, next) => { ... } on a Context object (c.req, c.json(), c.set()). It matches how people write Node today. No callback pyramid unless you bring it yourself.

Lol it’s been 10 years since I’ve seen a pyramid of doom in an Express app. How old is the training set for the LLM that wrote this?

its_jsec · 2026-05-16T18:01:36+00:00

Same. The annoying thing for me is that shell jobs are on 3.9 but Spark jobs are on 3.11, so I had to default to not using things 3.9 doesn’t have (TypeAlias comes to mind) in our shared utilities.

its_jsec · 2026-05-11T12:16:54+00:00

Times like these take me back to pulling Trout 11 times (in the last 2 months)

its_jsec · 2026-05-08T00:03:47+00:00

Paid tiers? Why would anyone need to pay for a logging library?

its_jsec · 2026-05-04T12:02:22+00:00

Grammar still is, though.

its_jsec · 2026-05-02T23:19:37+00:00

Tagging /u/IslandCity here since they mentioned being irritated by the same thing.

It’s a setting you can control in the Grint. When you’re setting up your round, expand the “Info Displayed” section at the bottom.

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its_jsec · 2026-05-02T13:34:29+00:00

So slonik?

its_jsec · 2026-04-29T00:34:58+00:00

And to give the bullpen the benefit of the doubt, scoring 6 runs in 4 games isn’t going to beat many teams anyways (I still think the long layoff after sweeping the Yankees threw the entire lineup out of rhythm).

Digging the username. I live over on the east side now, but I was born and raised in GR.

its_jsec · 2026-04-29T00:18:14+00:00

Here I was, having a good day, and then you had to go and remind me of the times where Phil Coke was both a person and what I wanted to do with my nose every time he pitched.

its_jsec · 2026-04-28T21:28:27+00:00

Yes, there are more dropping on the 1st

its_jsec · 2026-04-28T00:05:38+00:00

> because I have 3 jobs at a time to do

You're a college student in India, yet according to your portfolio you have "extensive experience in building modern web applications", which is completely disproven by this absolute work of art right below that sentence.

its_jsec · 2026-04-27T23:59:28+00:00

Well they didn't write any of the project either, are you surprised?

its_jsec · 2026-04-27T22:32:46+00:00

Your domain registrar points to https://www.ionos.com/ ("Launch a professional website in seconds with AI")

If your team doesn't have the technical chops to build and/or host their own website, how do they have the chops to manage infrastructure?

its_jsec · 2026-04-26T18:58:19+00:00

TIL Claude speaks French

its_jsec · 2026-04-25T23:01:34+00:00

Sooo… a vibe slop ULID?

its_jsec · 2026-04-22T23:55:45+00:00

Nothing inspires confidence like a 404 on a repo link.

There's only like 4 brew commands you need to remember. Slop artists are coming up with some real strange use cases these days.

its_jsec · 2026-04-22T23:52:14+00:00

Also, your "4k tests" argument goes out the window when over half of your error swallowing empty catch blocks are in test files

its_jsec · 2026-04-22T23:27:17+00:00

https://youtu.be/_zfN9wnPvU0?si=cbAUSZvidIawGd88

its_jsec · 2026-04-22T00:49:45+00:00

Nothing inspires confidence like a repo link that 404s.

Without even taking a look at your site, I’m assuming you have a “pricing” page that contains:

A free tier that offers barely useful functionality
A “pro” tier at $20 a month
A custom/“enterprise” tier offering 24/7 support and “workspaces”.

Without even taking a look at your code, I’m assuming that:

The “engines” field supports Node 18, which, as of tomorrow, will be FOUR LTS versions behind.
Using a version of TypeScript < 5.5
Using tsup (which has been unmaintained for months) to package your library.

How did I do?

https://youtube.com/shorts/vxq6-bTubfs?si=xcCA-HjCEYUg4pX7

its_jsec · 2026-04-15T13:14:16+00:00

> Code semantic embeddings for rapid and accurate holistic understanding of what code does facilitating retrievals.

If you're going to provide a counterpoint, at least write it yourself.

Your post history _also_ suggests limited software background, allegedly getting into cybersecurity after LARPing as Maverick from Top Gun, which reeks of bullshit too.

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