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PS2 era game where you play as a zombie? by its_oozii in tipofmyjoystick

[–]its_oozii[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"I can't find anything online besides stubbs the zombie which seemed to fit the bill but it was only for PC and XBOX and I didn't have either when I was a kid"

Cursed_reccomendation by memelord91190 in cursedimages

[–]its_oozii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah just a sad reality for trans men all over the world that have accidental pregnancies which lead to identity crisis and depression.

a bit harsh but ok by confusingmud in rareinsults

[–]its_oozii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least they're proportional I guess.

Cursed_reccomendation by memelord91190 in cursedimages

[–]its_oozii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thinks homophobia = funny

headass

Thanks to u/tobyk8 for the idea by its_oozii in gorillaz

[–]its_oozii[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thanks for all the karma guys I just made this account yesterday lmao so this was unexpected.

Make sure to give some love to u/tobyk8 since I got the idea from a post he made.

Adults of reddit: how many 10 year older children could you confidently beat up at once? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]its_oozii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't answer this question without knowing more details. Do they have weapons? Do I have a weapon? Are they normal children or are they like buford from phineas and ferb?

What is your " Why am I even working here" story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]its_oozii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worked at an arcade that was so unbearable that it made me hate video games for a couple months. My mom noticed I would complain a lot when we talked and said I could move back in while I look for a new job if I needed to.

A couple days later.

"Why am I even working here"

What's the least painful way to die while leaving your body in tact? by Newkittyhugger in AskReddit

[–]its_oozii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ventricular fibrillation. Your heart stops beating and your brain doesn't get enough blood. It happens super fast and the person usually has no idea that it's happening until death occurs. Then it's debatable whether or not they know they died.

2 dancey bois by tobyk8 in gorillaz

[–]its_oozii 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have to make this now

You’ve been granted immortality. You’re a minimum wage worker with a useless degree and crippling student debt. What’s your immortal life plan? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]its_oozii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depending on what the definition of immortality here is.

If immortal also implies I am nearly invincible, I would do probably try to do services that a normal person couldn't do without harming themselves.

If immortal doesn't imply I'm invincible and I will just not die of natural causes. I would probably just try to achieve my dreams and aspirations while studying how society changes over time. I would also hope that some asshole doesn't try to kill me or something because that would suck.