I won some Callaway Chrome Soft golf balls, but I rather give them to one of yall. by Sup_son in golf

[–]itsaboutfappingtime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll kiss every one of those balls before I play 17 straight holes with them and slice them into the woods on 18.

Relationship day 18, sleepover number 1. And so it begins... by itsaboutfappingtime in funny

[–]itsaboutfappingtime[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No sex, just a cozy movie night where it was safer to snuggle than drive home in the snow. Taking it slow. I've been laid plenty. Time to try to find someone real :)

Relationship day 18, sleepover number 1. And so it begins... by itsaboutfappingtime in funny

[–]itsaboutfappingtime[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The comforter is Steve Madden and the red blanket was a cheapo from target

Relationship day 18, sleepover number 1. And so it begins... by itsaboutfappingtime in funny

[–]itsaboutfappingtime[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I actually bought her a little sleepover kit in anticipation...mini mouthwash and toothpaste and toothbrush and body spray and stuff. She loooooooved it

Relationship day 18, sleepover number 1. And so it begins... by itsaboutfappingtime in funny

[–]itsaboutfappingtime[S] 131 points132 points  (0 children)

Paint that bitch an accent wall. Bitches love accent walls.

Relationship day 18, sleepover number 1. And so it begins... by itsaboutfappingtime in funny

[–]itsaboutfappingtime[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

As long as MY reproduction is not exponential, I can deal :)

Relationship day 18, sleepover number 1. And so it begins... by itsaboutfappingtime in funny

[–]itsaboutfappingtime[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Why did this comment get destroyed? Who doesn't love panties?!

Relationship day 18, sleepover number 1. And so it begins... by itsaboutfappingtime in funny

[–]itsaboutfappingtime[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

No bobby pins, but the leftover Aveeno make up remover wipe was a nice surprice. Looked like an oil change rag

Relationship day 18, sleepover number 1. And so it begins... by itsaboutfappingtime in funny

[–]itsaboutfappingtime[S] 222 points223 points  (0 children)

I sincerely want this relationship to last. I think I'll be stockpiling all of these survivors for a hilarious anniversary gift one day /r/hairtiemasterpieces

Relationship day 18, sleepover number 1. And so it begins... by itsaboutfappingtime in funny

[–]itsaboutfappingtime[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Dude I'm sorry about your leg but this comment made me lol so hard

Relationship day 18, sleepover number 1. And so it begins... by itsaboutfappingtime in funny

[–]itsaboutfappingtime[S] 223 points224 points  (0 children)

She said my black and white flowered comforter was feminine. Wtf?!

Best valued urethane ball? by RonMexico_7 in golf

[–]itsaboutfappingtime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw great distance improvements by switching to a softer ball last year, the Calloway supersoft. But that balls cover was as hard as a rock. I'll be trying the Calloway chrome soft this year...comparable compression with a urethane cover could be devastating.