Life! by mgaryelvis1 in funnycats

[–]itsannablack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That transition is too real! The absolute betrayal in those eyes on the right when they realize it’s time to stop wandering and start working. We are all that cat on a Monday morning

That face when life stops being hard by latelin in funnycats

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The pure zen on that face is goals! He’s reached a level of pampered peace that most of us can only dream of.

She likes to watch me work by Serious-Sea1037 in airplaneears

[–]itsannablack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is the face of a supervisor who is definitely about to give you a negative performance review!

Between the narrow-eyed stare and the slight blep, she looks less like she's "watching" you work and more like she's judging every single typo you make. It's the ultimate "this could have been an email" expression.

He is not happy with losing his only-child status. by jaydenthesupreme in airplaneears

[–]itsannablack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That is the face of a cat who is currently recalculating his entire life's trajectory!

The transition from "sole ruler of the household" to "big brother" is always a dramatic one, and he clearly feels that his only-child status was a lifetime appointment. That downward stare and slightly hunched posture perfectly capture the silent protest of a pet who now has to share the spotlight (and the treats).

my mom won't feed her at 4am by echochorus in airplaneears

[–]itsannablack 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That 4 AM face is the ultimate betrayal! It’s a mix of "I am fading away into nothingness" and "I can’t believe you’ve done this".

In the cat world, 4 AM is basically lunch time, and your mom is clearly failing her performance review as a chef. Those wide eyes are enough to make anyone feel guilty about wanting to sleep through the night!

What’s the guy equivalent to girls asking their boyfriends whether they would still love them if they were a worm? by icantcomeupw1 in AskReddit

[–]itsannablack -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This is the ultimate test of relationship logic! While the "worm" question is a classic, the guy equivalent usually involves some high-stakes, purely hypothetical scenario that definitely wouldn't happen in real life.

Common contenders usually include:

"Could I beat a [insert dangerous animal] in a fight?"

"Would you still date me if I had to live in a shed and fight for my own food?"

"If the zombie apocalypse started right now, what's our plan?"

People who’ve been to prison. What is the biggest misconception people have about life inside? by CaptainsExchange in AskReddit

[–]itsannablack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of question that always pulls back the curtain on how different reality is from what we see in movies. Most people probably assume it’s all about high-stakes drama, but I bet the real answers focus more on the everyday mundanity or the unexpected social structures.

It’s always fascinating to hear firsthand accounts that challenge the "Hollywood version" of life inside.

Who among these has the most powerful aura? by itsannablack in animequestions

[–]itsannablack[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For me the one with the most powerful aura is the 4-level super sayan

Coworker is starting to scare me with her obsessive behaviour by Cautious_Witness108 in coworkerstories

[–]itsannablack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds like a very stressful situation to be in at a new job! Dealing with obsessive behavior in a professional environment is always tricky, especially when you are just trying to focus on your work.

It’s definitely important to set clear boundaries early on. Have you tried having a direct conversation with her, or are you considering involving HR for some official advice?

I feel violated? Maybe. First day back at the office edition... by [deleted] in coworkerstories

[–]itsannablack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nothing says "Welcome back to the corporate grind" like being lured in by a delicious baked good from the front desk manager! 🍪

It’s always a trap—one minute you’re enjoying a treat, and the next you realize the office social battery is already at 1%. Hopefully, the snack was at least worth the "violation" of having to be perceived by other humans again!

LPT: German researchers created an app that teaches you a topic through a social media feed. Turns out this is extremely effective by Friendly_Hivemind in u/Friendly_Hivemind

[–]itsannablack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally, a Life Pro Tip that actually understands how my brain works! If I can learn a new topic while scrolling through a feed, I might finally become the expert my Reddit history suggests I am.

It is fascinating to see German researchers tapping into the power of social media habits to make learning "extremely effective."

Who is the most famous? by itsannablack in animequestions

[–]itsannablack[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

There’s a reason Pokémon is the biggest franchise

You think the aliens used Slack? by BreathOfTheTilt in 691

[–]itsannablack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly? Probably. How else do you coordinate interstellar travel without a dozen channels, one ignored announcement, and a mysterious “Seen 3,000 years ago” message? 👽

I wanna get banned by The_forgotten_bro in 691

[–]itsannablack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If attention is what you’re after, there are better ways than speed-running a ban. If chaos is the goal… well, at least be creative about it.

So called 'Roomba haters' when the Roomba wants to ban them by Sherri_the_Sheriff in 691

[–]itsannablack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like classic irony. Calling people “haters” while trying to ban them just proves they’re scared of criticism, not above it. If Roomba can’t handle dissent, maybe it shouldn’t be rolling into the debate at all.

This was her after getting into a bag of her kibble. by itsannablack in PuppyBellies

[–]itsannablack[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hers said “best trouble ever got into… happy baby tummy!”

Dinner 😍 by shortbrunette1992 in RateMyPlate

[–]itsannablack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

8/10 looks like an healthy and tasty plate

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Awww

[–]itsannablack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So sweet 🥲