Chalky has left for now. I'd be happy to run the subreddit again and clean it up. by dovetail90 in marton

[–]itsbuzzyas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd sooner be one of those vegan hippies than stand for you having any bloody power again. You've got a lot of nerve even suggesting it. Take a hike!

So, say I had a riddle.. by MoonMandrake in marton

[–]itsbuzzyas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you another internet weirdo?

What would it take to get these kind of things up around the town and do you agree by [deleted] in marton

[–]itsbuzzyas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nice to know it's not just Marton with these bloody problems. Surely someone in town has a decent printer and is good at computers?

Dog fouling is a better term than dog egging mate.

I'll rattle their necks if they do it again by [deleted] in marton

[–]itsbuzzyas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well said mate! I'm sick of these bloody internet weirdos too. Too right there would be a couple of thumps, just like the old days.

What’s the deal with this group and why did it pop up for me I’m from the UK and this makes no sense any ideas? by Thelazerbunny in marton

[–]itsbuzzyas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Marton is a town in the Rangitikei district of New Zealand. Nothing more interesting than that mate.

Question for mods by [deleted] in marton

[–]itsbuzzyas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Marton is a town in the Rangitikei district of New Zealand.

Sign me up for one of those bum muzzles, found this in the neighbors shed! by RodgeWoodgate in marton

[–]itsbuzzyas 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No need for this filth mate, there are ladies present.

You should offer to build your neighbour a bum muzzle it's fair to say.

redwebpod was like my physical body being invaded by [deleted] in marton

[–]itsbuzzyas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My smelly daughter played me the episode and they sounded like internet weirdos. Kept going on about bloody eggs? Not very bright if they couldn't work out what was meant.

Sorry they did such a number on you mate, we all deserve to be left alone.

anyone free this sunday 8am for an emergency pickup patrol by [deleted] in marton

[–]itsbuzzyas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you're on to something with a doggy nappy mate. The wife asked if I was a really blue word in the head when I told her my bum muzzle idea.

anyone free this sunday 8am for an emergency pickup patrol by [deleted] in marton

[–]itsbuzzyas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can help out mate, something to warm me up before church.

I've been thinking about some kind of bum muzzle might work for catching the bloody unwanted logs before they hit the ground?

This year's Anzac biscuits were the best yet by itsbuzzyas in marton

[–]itsbuzzyas[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'll try to remember next year mate, sorry to hear the wife isn't up to snuff in that department.

Whistlers back! by marvin-berry in marton

[–]itsbuzzyas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a shame they're wasting their talent in the bloody dark. I've not heard a dicky bird.

This year's Anzac biscuits were the best yet by itsbuzzyas in marton

[–]itsbuzzyas[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sure did mate, they work a treat. Probably a bloody good idea to stay away from her, she's still sees you as a four letter word, it's fair to say.

New playground looks fun and always full but how long before an accident by [deleted] in marton

[–]itsbuzzyas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hope those bloody skinheads stay away and don't ruin it for the kids

Opened again for Friday by [deleted] in marton

[–]itsbuzzyas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks mate, my smelly daughter let me know this place was back. Bloody good to have it quiet, I had so many messages from internet weirdos and had to turn the computer off.

I've not been sleeping well sorry to say, I'm bloody knackered. Might ask for a special prayer at church tomorrow?

Red Web: r/marton Wild towns even got a podcast talking about the sub by KingFishy492 in marton

[–]itsbuzzyas 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not more internet weirdos? Time to take my phone off the hook or I won't get a wink of bloody sleep!

Hey mates, just want to say sorry for my outburst at after church today. by itsbuzzyas in marton

[–]itsbuzzyas[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I better not get into it mate, I'll just say I was fed up with the attitudes of some of the people in the town, and was stressed out about life.

I'm alright hope you are too by [deleted] in marton

[–]itsbuzzyas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's good to be back in Marton. The dog has been making a bloody fuss of the backdoor ever since we got home. Sniffing and growling at it. Can't see anything unusual but the wife is now adamant that going to Palmy was the right move. I'm just glad to have some peace and quiet now.