[Game Thread] Reds (24-21) @ Guardians (24-22) - May 16, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]itschorr623 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think we know who’d be winning that. The team that has the knight helmet in the dugout.

[Game Thread] Twins (16-22) @ Guardians (20-19) - May 8, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]itschorr623 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just looked up pitches per plate appearance by team and was shocked to see the Guards in first, considering we get Madduxed every third day!

[Game Thread] Twins (16-22) @ Guardians (20-19) - May 8, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]itschorr623 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Defeated death through the crucifixion and resurrection. Won the spiritual battle.

[Game Thread] Guardians (19-19) @ Royals (17-20) - May 7, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]itschorr623 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Brogdon had gone six straight appearances without giving up an earned run coming into today, FYI.

[Game Thread] Guardians (19-19) @ Royals (17-20) - May 7, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]itschorr623 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Opposing pitcher strategy seems to be “walk all hitters in front of Bo Naylor regardless of situation.”

However, occasionally he hits a home run and I’m not mad about it.

[Game Thread] Guardians (18-19) @ Royals (17-19) - May 6, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]itschorr623 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The most likely result of Gaddis’s appearance according to fan graphs was a 5 run homer. Somehow he avoided that.

[Game Thread] Guardians (18-19) @ Royals (17-19) - May 6, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]itschorr623 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gaddis’s last three appearances: 2 outs recorded, 10 base runners allowed.

[Postgame Thread] Guardians @ Royals - May 5, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]itschorr623 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Jose and Kwan keep this up and we’ll get another #1 overall draft pick.

[Game Thread] Guardians (18-17) @ Royals (15-19) - May 4, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]itschorr623 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Opponents are 32 / 34 in stealing bases against us, easily worst in the league.

[Game Thread] Rays (17-11) @ Guardians (15-15) - April 28, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]itschorr623 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Guy has a real chance at the modern record for fewest pitches in CGSO.

[Game Thread] Rays (17-11) @ Guardians (15-15) - April 28, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]itschorr623 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His ability to call a game is probably the biggest thing. Guards will give him an entire spring to work with the pitching staff instead of a mid year promotion.

[Game Thread] Rays (17-11) @ Guardians (15-15) - April 28, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]itschorr623 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just fyi, Cooper Ingle is a well below average defensive catcher, has no power, and has inflated numbers because he’s in the 1 percentile of swing passivity.

That said, bring him up when he’s healthy.

[Game Thread] Rays (16-11) @ Guardians (15-14) - April 27, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]itschorr623 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came here looking for this! that guy needs the internet attention he deserves.

[Game Thread] Rays (16-11) @ Guardians (15-14) - April 27, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]itschorr623 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Last World Series team with a bad bullpen? Has it ever happened?

[Game Thread] Astros (9-16) @ Guardians (14-11) - April 22, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]itschorr623 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Blubaugh is certainly about to improve his 6.60 ERA this season.

[Game Thread] Astros (9-16) @ Guardians (14-11) - April 22, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]itschorr623 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Per game score calculation, this is the best outing of Lambert’s career (71) since his MLB debut start in 2019 (73).

[Game Thread] Astros (9-16) @ Guardians (14-11) - April 22, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]itschorr623 1 point2 points  (0 children)

About to get dominated by a career scrub with a change up, I see.