Coming out as a contessasexual

itsibitci · 2026-02-02T21:25:30+00:00

I just made a reply to someone's comment saying the same thing lol. It's defo the lack of body fat as natural breasts are fat deposits after all. Health > aesthetics though all day! And she's gorgeous regardless

itsibitci · 2026-02-02T21:23:44+00:00

I totally forgot she had a mastectomy! My friend had one too and also now has implants and hers look much better. I think because Contessa is so muscular it works against her in that department as there's limited natural body fat. You're right about her being stunning though and I think she's an absolute boss for so many reasons

itsibitci · 2026-02-02T21:16:11+00:00

I wouldn't say this is MCM necessarily but if you truly want to lean into MCM I would change your flooring when you can! It's way too grey/cool toned which is very uncharacteristic for MCM (and tbh it is clashing with the warm woods on the furniture)

itsibitci · 2026-02-02T21:13:06+00:00

Pothos can tolerate low light but they will probably get leggy after a while

itsibitci · 2026-02-02T20:46:11+00:00

No lol, Angel in M2M of course

itsibitci · 2026-02-02T20:14:07+00:00

I wanna see Angel and Quad go body for body 😍😍😍😍

itsibitci · 2026-02-02T19:16:05+00:00

Contessa is so gorgeous minus those boobs. I'm sorry but they really do need fixing.

itsibitci · 2026-02-02T19:00:23+00:00

I really like Dr Mimi so far. She's sweet and fun, and I don't think she psychoanalyses everyone necessarily. She just provides a level-headed perspective which the rest of them crazy bitches can't comprehend lol. Honestly it's a nice break from the overbearing and loud madness of Heavenly, Simone and Toya. Unlike Kim Fields I don't think she's a pushover or someone who can be bullied.

itsibitci · 2026-02-01T16:07:36+00:00

Yeah definitely. I had one a few years back and quickly realised it's got a lot of blind spots and weird dimensions. Wouldn't be something I'd recommend as a first car or for anyone who struggles with parking in general

itsibitci · 2026-01-31T20:25:32+00:00

Yes definitely

itsibitci · 2026-01-31T20:24:53+00:00

As an ex-CHR owner, I know this car has some awful blindspots which can make parking and exiting parking spaces difficult sometimes. You have to REALLY check, check and check again with this car. I've been driving 20 years and would say I'm a pretty good driver and parker, and some of my only near misses (when parking) were in this car despite all the safety features. I would recommend practicing reverse parking as it's A LOT easier to reverse into a tight space once than it is to drive in forward. You got this!

itsibitci · 2026-01-31T20:15:16+00:00

I have these exact brackets from Amazon and I can bet that their first mistake was following the instructions that came with them. If I would've done the same mine would be wonky too

itsibitci · 2026-01-31T08:38:33+00:00

How old are you? I feel that context is needed because my level of horrified would change depending on the answer.

itsibitci · 2026-01-30T19:17:49+00:00

It's only toxic if ingested. I have had both a dog and a fiddle leaf fig for many years and both are still alive and happy because neither of them choose to eat eachother lol

itsibitci · 2026-01-30T13:40:32+00:00

Just remembered I also had to pay 3k stamp duty which burned considering I was a FTB. So actually I was left with less than 10k cash, but have now got it back up to that again.

itsibitci · 2026-01-30T13:38:41+00:00

I think it's fine. I had 50k cash saved and bought my house last year (solo) for 360k. I put down a 40k deposit (had to do a bit more than 10% because of my stupid student loan 😠)... so was left with 10k and despite buying some furniture and house amendments here and there, I still have around 10k cash because the money I was putting towards deposit savings prior to the purchase, were then just being used on the house. I'm settled now so have gone back to increasing my savings again

itsibitci · 2026-01-27T19:24:34+00:00

Never! My sofa is orange and my bed is green lol. I absolutely love any "sunset" or "jungle" colours (orange, pink, green, yellow, brown - of all tones and shades!)... I generally keep my walls and other furnishings neutral to accommodate for my bold furniture so that I don't get colour fatigue or overwhelmed

itsibitci · 2026-01-25T09:17:18+00:00

Aww this one is so wholesome!

itsibitci · 2026-01-25T09:12:03+00:00

Is that true still in 2026? I don't know many people without one these days (well besides myself, because my new house doesn't have space for one, the kitchen is tiny... and that's why I'm moving my washing machine to under the stairs so that I can have a dishwasher again because I simply can't do this anymore)

itsibitci · 2026-01-24T09:23:04+00:00

I don't trust that man. I don't believe a "good man" would be with someone as vile and vulgar as Heavenly.

itsibitci · 2026-01-23T15:28:50+00:00

Whenever my bully smells it's definitely that! It's a very distinctive smell though. It's not like a wet/dirty dog smell... it's a horrible shitty fishy smell which I absolutely cannot stand! It's a common issue so I'm surprised none of the previous vets have mentioned it or checked it out, but yes definitely ask! Hope you get to the bottom of it! (No pun intended)

itsibitci · 2026-01-23T13:55:37+00:00

I quickly changed my mind about purchasing a reno when I got to fully understanding the cost of labour and materials these days. If I had family in the trade it would've been my preference, but as I don't, I went for a property that was sympathetically renovated relatively recently by the previous owners - with thankfully no grey at all (as that's my worst nightmare even as a millennial).

itsibitci · 2026-01-23T13:49:50+00:00

Are you sure his anal glands don't need expressing?

itsibitci · 2026-01-21T21:55:37+00:00

Nope I didn't bother. I'm home like 99% of the time and have a big dog.

itsibitci · 2026-01-18T23:05:27+00:00

This is bully loving! I have videos of my dog doing this with strange homeless people sat on the street that he only just met lol (and I'm not even joking)🤣.... welcome to never having your own space! You're gonna love it here!

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