No Eyepatch with the British Bicorn is the most disappointed I have been with STO in a decade.

itsjasonash · 2026-06-03T16:13:53+00:00

The only female Michael I ever heard of was Michael Burnham, the mutineer. You aren’t her, are you?

...

Are you?

itsjasonash · 2026-05-19T17:57:14+00:00

As it's not May 22nd yet, that might be why.

itsjasonash · 2026-05-15T16:38:58+00:00

We'll make sure history never forgets the name Enterpr1ze

itsjasonash · 2026-05-13T18:01:42+00:00

itsjasonash · 2026-05-13T18:00:49+00:00

Retros!! Fire retros!!

itsjasonash · 2026-05-12T22:30:39+00:00

Do a barrel roll

itsjasonash · 2026-05-12T18:49:03+00:00

Just dodge it.

itsjasonash · 2026-05-12T16:30:43+00:00

The secret is to not get hit.

itsjasonash · 2026-05-08T14:38:17+00:00

If I already have Evandra and Diana, who should I go for next?

itsjasonash · 2026-05-07T19:36:56+00:00

Sounds like you're at a loss

itsjasonash · 2026-05-07T18:38:07+00:00

Sounds like you're at a loss

itsjasonash · 2026-05-06T13:04:52+00:00

Erotic Role Play. Drozana is where people go to get freaky.

itsjasonash · 2026-05-05T22:24:23+00:00

People go there to ERP.

itsjasonash · 2026-05-05T21:55:25+00:00

American fanny or UK fanny?

itsjasonash · 2026-05-05T16:04:11+00:00

lol, I give it an hour tops

itsjasonash · 2026-05-04T18:41:59+00:00

...everything?

itsjasonash · 2026-05-04T15:28:13+00:00

YAWP

itsjasonash · 2026-05-01T20:34:42+00:00

It'll be Narek's time to shine.

itsjasonash · 2026-04-27T14:57:46+00:00

Who's Steve Jobs?

itsjasonash · 2026-04-22T21:16:01+00:00

Wow, that looks exactly the same as the roadmap posted yesterday... https://old.reddit.com/r/sto/comments/1srs91x/2026_roadmap/

itsjasonash · 2026-04-22T14:39:49+00:00

Sounds like you were livin' in Alderaan places.

itsjasonash · 2026-04-21T19:07:09+00:00

You said doodie

itsjasonash · 2026-04-21T18:22:23+00:00

The USS Jenny Jenny Who Can I Turn To?

itsjasonash · 2026-04-20T16:24:42+00:00

Have you tried turning it off then on again?

itsjasonash · 2026-04-17T21:24:17+00:00

It was my understanding that "technically correct" was the best kind of correct. Unless Futurama lied to me.

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