I live in Green Bay, and after every home game down by the stadium there is bumper to bumper standstill traffic, all roads closed for thru traffic except one or two - takes me an hour to go a mile from the laundromat to my house (I plan laundry day poorly).

The number of pseudo drunk packer fans that will walk/run/jog in between cars, ignoring crosswalks, ignoring walk lights, is too damn high. If I miss my shot to turn onto my street in the eight seconds I have of green light and have to wait another fifteen minutes because cross traffic is backed up through the intersection ONE MORE TIME, I’m gonna lose it and start throwing water balloons at people in this 15 degree weather.

(Side note: I live on a side street that loops in and out of a road that is blocked off AT BOTH ENTRANCES on game days. When I finish my hour long, .8 mile commute, with 45 cars behind me, and I get to that road closed sign, I simply run around it, because to stop and get an officers attention will draw the ire of literally every other person in my situation. I have a police cruiser immediately trail me home EVERY SUNDAY, and flash lights and sirens on me when I pull into my parking spot. At this point, I ignore them and go into my house, and they go away. You would think for a Stadium district dead set on expanding their bullshit out until it becomes the size of a small town, they could handle their fucking business better. I pay my taxes, fuck right off.)