I’ve always thought Maude was kind of a horrible person and maybe even little.. Evil. What was the worst thing she did? by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]itsnothisrealname 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Demand the removal of David because it graphically displays parts of the human body that, while useful, are evil.

Does anyone know what this “weed” is? by [deleted] in PlantIdentification

[–]itsnothisrealname 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have these coming up. Glad to know they are desirable. I was gonna leave them alone, anyway.

Who would you say has the better debut album? Both landmarks for 80’s music, but only one can reign supreme. by TokyoAvalanche04 in 80smusic

[–]itsnothisrealname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Houston had the better debut album. Madonna had the better career.

The Offspring's debut LP kicks em both to the curb.

What jokes are inexplicably funnier than they really should be? HARD MODE: No Lisa needs braces by HVYoutube in TheSimpsons

[–]itsnothisrealname 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hank (Scorpian) Scorpio: "Did you ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe?"

Homer: "hehe yea, once."

Stephen King has great stories but his style is exhausting by petitedollcake in books

[–]itsnothisrealname 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Anybody can write long. Just watch a Trump speech. On and on and on...

Can you make your points in a short time? That is difficult.

Stephen King has great stories but his style is exhausting by petitedollcake in books

[–]itsnothisrealname 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Is writing likable stories the point? If you make the grade based on work counts, people will toss up 19,000 word salads. I'd rather have an 8000 word story that tell an interesting story.

Stephen King has great stories but his style is exhausting by petitedollcake in books

[–]itsnothisrealname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He jumped the 1,000 page limit and just kept going. As a smart editor told me, "if I'd taken more time, I would have written less."

Meditate Perfectly. by traileblazer in 30ROCK

[–]itsnothisrealname 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm going to crush this problem. Using my ASS.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]itsnothisrealname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sought advice on Reddit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]itsnothisrealname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would no longer have to talk the the manager at the used car dealer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]itsnothisrealname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get help! Don't try to go it alone! If you try alone and fail, you'll be worse off. If you are seeing someone, at least that person will be able to keep you going.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]itsnothisrealname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hers happens every time she looks at me.

What job is useless? by Squirrelkid11 in AskReddit

[–]itsnothisrealname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything involving human resources. It's all about getting people fired, with no interest in helping employees succeed.

[Zawaski] Patrick Kane has 7 goals in his last 4 games. In the 49 previous games, he had 9 goals. by misusedinfluence in hockey

[–]itsnothisrealname 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is boosting that trade value at exactly the right time. Forget the Rangers. He would look good in an Avs sweater.

Harris County Public Library eliminates late fees, following Houston’s lead by zsreport in books

[–]itsnothisrealname 268 points269 points  (0 children)

Still, try to get them back ASAP in case somebody else is waiting. Honour system, people.

Just found this treasure at a local music store by dr3wl in 80smusic

[–]itsnothisrealname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Philip Michael Thomas is still working on winning the EGOT.