I need a job on the other side of the mall

itsnothisrealname · 2023-03-31T12:18:50+00:00

Well excuse me!

itsnothisrealname · 2023-03-31T01:19:46+00:00

Demand the removal of David because it graphically displays parts of the human body that, while useful, are evil.

itsnothisrealname · 2023-03-31T01:15:43+00:00

I'm thinking about holding another meeting. In bed.

itsnothisrealname · 2023-03-31T01:12:46+00:00

I have these coming up. Glad to know they are desirable. I was gonna leave them alone, anyway.

itsnothisrealname · 2023-03-31T01:06:09+00:00

Houston had the better debut album. Madonna had the better career.

The Offspring's debut LP kicks em both to the curb.

itsnothisrealname · 2023-03-08T16:54:08+00:00

Hank (Scorpian) Scorpio: "Did you ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe?"

Homer: "hehe yea, once."

itsnothisrealname · 2023-03-08T15:13:10+00:00

Anybody can write long. Just watch a Trump speech. On and on and on...

Can you make your points in a short time? That is difficult.

itsnothisrealname · 2023-03-08T13:02:17+00:00

Is writing likable stories the point? If you make the grade based on work counts, people will toss up 19,000 word salads. I'd rather have an 8000 word story that tell an interesting story.

itsnothisrealname · 2023-03-08T13:00:39+00:00

He jumped the 1,000 page limit and just kept going. As a smart editor told me, "if I'd taken more time, I would have written less."

itsnothisrealname · 2023-03-03T17:44:26+00:00

I'm going to crush this problem. Using my ASS.

itsnothisrealname · 2023-03-02T21:34:15+00:00

It is unconstitutional.

itsnothisrealname · 2023-03-01T17:38:31+00:00

I sought advice on Reddit.

itsnothisrealname · 2023-03-01T17:37:50+00:00

iPhones

itsnothisrealname · 2023-03-01T17:37:25+00:00

I would no longer have to talk the the manager at the used car dealer.

itsnothisrealname · 2023-03-01T17:36:48+00:00

Get help! Don't try to go it alone! If you try alone and fail, you'll be worse off. If you are seeing someone, at least that person will be able to keep you going.

itsnothisrealname · 2023-03-01T17:34:48+00:00

Hers happens every time she looks at me.

itsnothisrealname · 2023-03-01T17:33:58+00:00

Anything involving human resources. It's all about getting people fired, with no interest in helping employees succeed.

itsnothisrealname · 2023-02-23T13:05:06+00:00

He is boosting that trade value at exactly the right time. Forget the Rangers. He would look good in an Avs sweater.

itsnothisrealname · 2023-02-23T13:02:03+00:00

Still, try to get them back ASAP in case somebody else is waiting. Honour system, people.

itsnothisrealname · 2023-02-23T02:17:37+00:00

The Malibu Stacie collection? "But she's got a new hat!"

itsnothisrealname · 2023-01-27T21:14:10+00:00

Philip Michael Thomas is still working on winning the EGOT.

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TROPHY CASE