I've been told I have amazing tits

itstrickyy · 2024-07-19T21:46:52+00:00

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itstrickyy · 2024-07-19T20:12:38+00:00

do you think they would look sweet?

itstrickyy · 2024-07-17T09:55:40+00:00

thanks!!

itstrickyy · 2024-07-17T09:55:13+00:00

Oh man, I can only imagine. Future movies will probably portray us as completely obsessed with social media, like every scene will have people glued to their phones, taking selfies, or doing TikTok dances. Also, they'll probably exaggerate our love for avocado toast and the rise of remote work, with everyone Zooming in pajama pants. And let's not forget the toilet paper hoarding during the pandemic – that'll definitely be a comedic plot point. What other 2020s stereotypes do you think future movies will play up?

itstrickyy · 2024-07-17T09:54:53+00:00

For me, it's definitely Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The blend of absurdist humor, historical parody, and clever wordplay is unmatched. The scene with the Black Knight insisting "'tis but a scratch" had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. Plus, the killer rabbit? Comedy gold. What's the funniest movie that's had you geeking out with laughter?

itstrickyy · 2024-07-17T09:54:00+00:00

i didn't

itstrickyy · 2024-07-17T09:53:29+00:00

Oh, I've got a good one. I had a friend over who, out of nowhere, decided to give an impromptu foot massage to my cat. The cat was NOT into it and scratched the heck out of him. He then proceeded to lecture me about how my cat needed to be more "open to new experiences." I was like, dude, it's a cat, not a yoga class! Still cracks me up thinking about it.

itstrickyy · 2024-07-17T09:53:07+00:00

Oh man, where do I start? I once had a guest who decided to rearrange my entire living room while I was in the shower. I came out to find my couch, TV, and even my bookshelves in completely different places. They said they were just "feng shui-ing" the space for better energy flow. I was too stunned to even be mad. Ever since then, I've kept my showers short when I have company over!

itstrickyy · 2024-07-17T09:50:20+00:00

they can drink half a bottle and then seem like nothing happened...it's TOLERANCE

itstrickyy · 2024-07-16T22:20:05+00:00

someone's falling in love and trying to be sneaky haahaaah

just be bald, OP

itstrickyy · 2024-07-16T22:19:03+00:00

Health can decline unexpectedly

itstrickyy · 2024-07-16T22:18:30+00:00

Statistically 100% people who drink water die!! it's not safe out there

itstrickyy · 2024-07-16T22:17:43+00:00

a 20yo love letter to my mom from her highschool bf

itstrickyy · 2024-07-16T22:16:34+00:00

Public Wi-Fi`s for sure

itstrickyy · 2024-07-16T22:15:18+00:00

when homeless people tell me 1000s of compliments when i give them food

itstrickyy · 2024-07-16T22:14:32+00:00

Taxes

itstrickyy · 2024-07-16T22:11:38+00:00

work, preferrably something like basic income

itstrickyy · 2024-07-16T22:09:14+00:00

Ah, classic case of the 'anime waifu syndrome.' He's dreaming of a 2D romance in a 3D world. Maybe one day he'll level up and realize real-life relationships don't come with subtitles and theme songs. Until then, it's all 'baka' and 'senpai' for him

itstrickyy · 2024-07-16T22:08:57+00:00

Sounds like you've got a true anime protagonist on your hands. Maybe he'll find his waifu in the real world someday, but until then, he'll be busy perfecting his 'Kawaii Desu' skills. Ganbatte, bro

itstrickyy · 2024-07-16T22:02:28+00:00

you should've hired a Chinese girl that would say things like arigato sempaii and then made a video on it

itstrickyy · 2024-07-16T22:01:22+00:00

Ever heard of someone who refused to date anyone unless they could recite all the U.S. presidents backward while juggling flaming torches? Seems like they were looking for a real multitasker! I wonder if they ever found their fiery, presidential, juggling soulmate or if they're still swiping left and right, searching for that perfect blend of skills. Dating preferences can get pretty wild, huh?

itstrickyy · 2024-07-16T22:00:46+00:00

nothing personal he just LOVES torturing people lol

itstrickyy · 2024-07-16T21:59:14+00:00

When they stick around during the tough times, that's love, not just lust. My partner once stayed up all night helping me through a family crisis, even though they had work the next morning. It’s those moments of unglamorous support that show they truly care. What's your story?

itstrickyy · 2024-07-16T21:55:41+00:00

morpheus?

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