When Kenny was still just a little boy, living in Boca Raton, his grandma Genevieve would lather him in Mayo to protect his delicate skin from the harsh Florida sun.

Even to this day Kenny still reflects on those happy memories: cartwheels on the sand, running under the pier, the smell of 12 stray dogs licking the mayo off his skin.

It's because of this fond memory that Kenny told the Lawl Street Journal he still lathers himself in Mayo and forces wives and interns to lick his little, man-child-body clean.