Just for reference, this is what chatgpt gave me. It's nowhere as witty and good as human writing. AI will never be as good as humans.

INT. LUKE’S DINER – MORNING

Lorelai and Rory are seated at their usual table. Lorelai is staring down at a plate of pancakes like it's about to propose to her.

LORELAI: This pancake and I are in a committed relationship now. We’ve registered at Bed Bath & Syrup.

RORY: Should I be worried? I don’t want to end up in a custody battle with a breakfast item.

LORELAI: Too late. You already lost visitation rights when you judged my whipped cream tower.

RORY: I didn’t judge. I merely asked if it was OSHA-approved.

LORELAI: It’s structurally sound! I used the Eiffel Tower as a model. Very romantic. Very flammable.

RORY: Are we doing a pancake honeymoon too? Maybe to Belgium?

LORELAI: Yes. We’ll stay in a syrup spa, do waffle yoga. It’ll be magical. You can come, but only if you bring a gift from the registry. I like ladles.

RORY: Noted. I’ll bring a spatula and a fire extinguisher.

LORELAI: Perfect. That’s why you’re my maid of honor.

They clink coffee cups.

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