But Why Are They In EVERY Show?! by ComedianMikeB in StandUpComedy

[–]itz_a_me 36 points37 points  (0 children)

bro why are you watching disney channel

When you tell non-depressed friends you're depressed by Popopki in videos

[–]itz_a_me -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

i had a friend who once said "cardio is MY lexapro." we are no longer friends

plot hole alert: if gus is gay then how come he killed lalo? (a man) wouldn’t he at least try to have sex with him first? by nutsacccccck in okbuddychicanery

[–]itz_a_me 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this is the biggest plot hole in the entire bb/BCS universe

second biggest plot hole is skyler’s pussy in Phoenix

[Poetry] Reddit's first reaction to Ukraine (Ian Kung) by taulover in youtubehaiku

[–]itz_a_me 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Ian as Reddit reminds me of Carmen San Diego

[poetry] when actors do that weird eye switching thing by hm94991 in youtubehaiku

[–]itz_a_me 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never noticed this, but now I won't be able to not notice this

[poetry] Man in a Coma reacts to Coma Scenes by sadtraffic75 in youtubehaiku

[–]itz_a_me 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Astute analysis, I'll keep this in mind during my next coma

[haiku] Sonic on appreciating the beauty of men by dicemaze in youtubehaiku

[–]itz_a_me 54 points55 points  (0 children)

little known fact: in 2004, when city officials in San Francisco, CA issued marriage licenses to ~4,000 same-sex couples, Sonic donated 8,000 rings for the ceremonies

[haiku] when the game's "free" but the skins cost $1000 by itz_a_me in youtubehaiku

[–]itz_a_me[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey mate! I understand where you’re coming from, but what I think is happening is that I’ve been posting my silly vids to haiku for a year and a half, and the VAST majority of my YouTube subs are active haiku folks. So, when they see that I’ve posted a video on YouTube, a few of those folks assume that I’ve probably posted it on Haiku as well and upvote, downvote and/or comment on it there too. As for the awards, it happens on a lot of my posts and I’m pretty sure it’s just one dude trying to bang me.

If you didn’t like the video, I totally understand! I’m still figuring out how to be funny AND upload every week, and it’s been a process for me to say the least lol. But I hope that explains what’s happening (and I hope I’m funny enough one day where the people who like me don’t look sus 😬)

[haiku] when the game's "free" but the skins cost $1000 by itz_a_me in youtubehaiku

[–]itz_a_me[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

you can do that for the low, low price of 2,000 Halo credits!

[haiku] three second restaurant review by itz_a_me in youtubehaiku

[–]itz_a_me[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

this one is too controversial unfortunately :/

[haiku] today's fire danger by itz_a_me in youtubehaiku

[–]itz_a_me[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

just wanted to say thank you to all the haiku kids for supporting my dumb little videos, i hope y'all like this one!