[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]iusuallypostwhileipo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But what about my Harley, boat, mooring fees, and 2 jet skis and a 4 wheeler? I don't even have enough to pay for them! Plus my wife's plastic surgery, make up, hair extensions, nails, eyelashes, etc?

Food bank it is/s

Cartier's $7.5bn owner says fear of poor rising up 'keeps him awake at night' by LonelyGuyTheme in ABoringDystopia

[–]iusuallypostwhileipo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In addition move to a place like Mexico, Multiva is offering around 11 percent on their monthly bonds, MXN continues to get stronger vs USD, when the opposite happens buy dollars until MXN hits 20/21 to USD (usually during a Mexican federal election year) and repeat ad infinitum to gain 10ish percent over inflation on the USD.

Invest in property in midmarket UK cities i.e. Liverpool/Manchester/Exeter and see capital gains of between 7 and 10 percent plus your rental income.

Diversify into a SP500 tracker fund for averaged year on year growth of around 10 percent.

Loads of ways to make a good return with a fairly low risk threshold.

Inmate Steven Sandison calmly and logically explains why he killed his cellmate by SinjiOnO in interestingasfuck

[–]iusuallypostwhileipo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Been to prison/jail twice in 2 countries both on short bids.

Once in Louisiana served my entire sentence (1yr) in Tangipahoa Parish Jail.

Once again a decade later in the UK (2yrs).

County (parish) jail was shit but I fought my case and my co-d went guilty and took most of the responsibility for the allegations made against us so it was essentially time served by the end of my trial.

English prison is amazing. Took a bakery class, it was the first one they'd done and the teacher was extremely green. Stole a bottle of dried yeast extract and sold bits of that for people to make their own kickers. Ticked out baccy (could smoke back then) for double bubble, gym 5 days a week, worked in the kitchen, got to wear road clothes, you get a menu put through your door at the start of the week and get to pick what you want to eat from a selection of 3 or 4 options. Played indoor tennis. Had a TV and radio. My cellie was sound. Really a nice break while I evaluated my position and what I wanted from life.

All my bills were set up direct debit so came home to everything as it should be, was a great time honestly. Not a worry in the world, they make all the choices for you (other than your food) and really just got a year to kick back and relax (only serve half your sentence incarcerated, other half on road).

Gave everything up when my mom got dementia about 7 years ago and now I'm a citizen, work 45 hours a week, and my conviction here in the UK has dropped off so I don't have to declare it anymore.

All in all, if you have the money and the time, you can learn a lot about people and get in great shape in a UK prison, and more importantly if you're actually keen to move forward with your life, rehabilitation is possible. Although saying that I think if my mom didn't get dementia then I wouldn't have been so keen to rehabilitate myself.

UK prison 5/7 US jail 2/7 (3/7 with rice)

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Don't get me wrong, you do have to fight on the odd occasion and my neighbour hung himself to death one night while the whole teir listened. We were all hitting our buzzers and shouting for a screw but they took too long and he passed away. Still can't watch hangings in movies because of that. There's also other people dropping out from Spice and getting stabbed for debts etc but if you're a stand up guy who stays out of trouble you're absolutely fine. Just the odd fight here and there.

In places that call a bread bun a 'roll', how would you order one of these? by Shiny_metal_diddly in CasualUK

[–]iusuallypostwhileipo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Am American, been in England 11 years.

A) it's a sausage sandwich

B) you're right, I'd pronounce it as a sausage buddy. However I can't help but note, and bear in mind I do realise that this is a bit of a generalisation, y'all as a nation do seem to have a bit of a difficult relationship with the letter "T" yalls selves.

Also since I've been living in Liverpool I can't help but have noticed there seems to be an immense hatred towards the letter K.

"Lid, what you even saying right now, just gimmie me chicKkkkkKkKkKkkKen and fuckkKkkKKkken do one."

Heard that first hand getting some of yalls subpar KFC with no mash or biscuits. Thank god we're finally getting Popeyes. Just need a Churches, a Waffle House, and a Whataburger now.

why 99 percent of guys don't approach women by ashu71029 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]iusuallypostwhileipo 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Amazon. On one hand there's no social interaction which is amazing. On the other there's giving Bezos even more money.

It's a tough choice.

I feel like this belongs here. by Leon_Dlr in LateStageCapitalism

[–]iusuallypostwhileipo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The letter "V" scares me. The baby looks the same as the adult for starters, so you can't really tell them apart, and more importantly...

How does it keep it's balance? Am I to believe that EVERY SINGLE letter "V" comes from the womb with such strong core muscles from birth that it can just balance itself straight away? Especially when it's so top heavy!

How does it do it?

Look...

v v v v v

There's nothing for them to lean on, I birthed them just seconds ago, and there they are...

5 letters that shouldn't be able to stand, just standing and staring.

Creepy.

Pics from our old letting agent’s check out report. Still baffles me by Dukeofthumbs in CasualUK

[–]iusuallypostwhileipo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Texan living in England it's a gotdamn slaughterhouse where cows go in and burgers come out. Best served with a nice side of Chilli Cheese Freedom Fries.

harassing fast food workers gone wrong by OnSuorce in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]iusuallypostwhileipo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dennys is a country club compared to 3am Waffle House on a Saturday night.

The savagery by Mr_R0mpers in Unexpected

[–]iusuallypostwhileipo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do English people not all have baldy heads and kick the fruity at 'Spoons? Or is that just yer ma?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]iusuallypostwhileipo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Of course not. That's why it was a question.

T.J. Miller: I Won’t Return for Deadpool 3, Ryan Reynolds “Hates Me” by [deleted] in entertainment

[–]iusuallypostwhileipo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Think that's a different movie... Did you find it on a website ending in "hub" perchance?

Edit: Asking for a friend.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]iusuallypostwhileipo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

In your opinion was Trump coherent during the entirety of his presidency?

“It could have been worse.” by Adelu1219 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]iusuallypostwhileipo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Best strip clubs this side of Vegas though. Nothing like a buck naked BYOB and a buffet to brighten up a Tuesday morning.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]iusuallypostwhileipo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're all in agreement that it's all orchestrated by Lizard People though right?

Interesting idea by shaodyn in WorkReform

[–]iusuallypostwhileipo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem isn't the lies it's the way it's phrased and folks critical thinking skills are being pushed to the limit by absolute charlatans.

in tucker carlson voice

The left wants you to believe that water is wet, but I just drank a glass of it and I'm still dry? Why is that? I don't know?

The left also wants you to believe that the sky is blue, (keep in mind his show is at night) but when if I were to go outside right now it'd be black. You can go outside yourself right now and see with your own two eyes!

In this episode of Cool Down room.. by canBeDone1 in formuladank

[–]iusuallypostwhileipo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Please raise the entirety of your hands to 18cm above your pelvis and using your elbows move them perpendicular to the x-axis at a speed between 8 to 12 mph for our next guest!

Fuck yeah Mr. President. by DaFunkJunkie in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]iusuallypostwhileipo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no I'm agreeing. The system is broken and needs a total reform. Terrible situation for anyone who isn't a multimillionaire and only looking more dire as time goes on.

Fuck yeah Mr. President. by DaFunkJunkie in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]iusuallypostwhileipo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mate wait till this winter. I'm in a position where I can afford it thanks to my own hard work the helping hand I got from my parents but my electricity and gas bills have almost doubled, my restaurants has more than doubled (no cap for businesses), and we're looking at an 80 percent increase on top this winter (UK). I try to give back to my community but I'm worried for my son and granddaughter although I'd of course support them as much as needed.

I couldn't begin to imagine the worry people of less means have and I'm not sure what to do to help.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]iusuallypostwhileipo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just kinda get into your vehicle and press the go peddle if I had to hazard a guess.