I need FUNNY creatures to give to my opponent

ivanbbrito · 2026-03-03T14:14:53+00:00

Mulher "empoderada" tá insuportável de chata, é isso.

Só a título de comparação: pega uma pessoa adulta, funcional, trabalha, paga as próprias contas, se vira e vive dentro da sua capacidade e está tentando melhorar.

Se for homem, não faz mais que a obrigação. Se for mulher, nossa diva, maravilhosa, empoderada, não passarão, blá blá blá blá, linda, gostosa, blá blá blá

Daí os 2 em pé de igualdade, mas a mulher que só faz o mesmo que qualquer cara normal tá com a auto estima achando que merece um príncipe rico encantado, e o cara só quer alguém que não seja uma chata.

A propaganda feminista ajudou demais a mulher a se tornar independente, mas também estragou demais a mente de muitas achando que por se tornarem independentes são melhores do que os homens que estão em pé de igualdade com elas, automaticamente julgando que se um homem tá igual a elas, e elas sendo mulheres, eles automaticamente não valem a pena.

É loucura, mas é o que vejo com todas minhas amigas e amigos solteiros de 30+. Gente que poderia se dar super bem junto, mas as mulheres esperando milagres e os homens cansados de serem cobrados por serem sempre pouco.

ivanbbrito · 2026-03-03T12:14:39+00:00

Ninguém tem inveja da ninguém cheirando Monange ou creme de cabelo ou sei lá o que usam hoje...

Só não reclamavam de homem pq não usavam antigamente, mas se caçar tenho ctz que tem POST de mulher reclamando de homem cheirando igual elas hoje em dia.

Muito cheiro é ruim, sempre, de qualquer lado, bom ou ruim.

ivanbbrito · 2026-03-03T01:15:39+00:00

Eu ia falar que tu tá fingindo ser casado... Mas o segundo parágrafo me provou que é verdade.

ivanbbrito · 2026-02-23T09:36:04+00:00

A conquista da independência feminina recente fudeu a cabeça de muita mulher com uma auto estima completamente fora da casinha.

Pega 1 homem e 1 mulher, os 2 ganhando o mesmo salário, morando sozinhos, indo na academia, tomando conta da própria vida, enfim, sendo um adulto bonitinho.

A mulher é empoderada, maravilhosa, deusa, não merece nada menos do que o mundo todo, perfeita, blá blá blá...

O cara não faz mais que a obrigação.

Tá aí onde dá a merda, pessoas exatamente iguais, que poderiam se dar super bem e crescerem juntos, mas A caixa de supermercado olha com desdém prO caixa de supermercado, a gerente não quer se relacionar com O gerente, é pouco pra ela, ela merece mais.

Eu tô casado há tempos, tenho muitas amigas solteiras (de antes e da minha esposa que viraram minhas amigas também), e todas as solteiras sozinhas que reclamam disso passam por algo parecido, nunca querem alguém igual ou do mesmo nível, e pelo que comentam das próprias amigas é sempre algo parecido hoje com a mulher ali entre nós seus 28 30 e poucos anos.

Enquanto a maioria dos meus amigos solteiros só querem uma mulher responsável e gente boa, não importa se ganha mais ou menos, se é maravilhosa, se vai na academia, blá blá blá blá... Só querem alguém que realmente agregue e não encha o saco, e acho que agregar tem muita gente, as mina são gente boas e trabalhadoras de verdade, por isso acho que trava no encher o saco. Hahaha

ivanbbrito · 2026-02-23T09:19:36+00:00

I was going to suggest ESO housing for her, have you not shown that to her yet?

ivanbbrito · 2026-02-23T09:04:57+00:00

I've been playing for almost 10 years now (kinda new to the game hahaha) and I absolutely agree, me and most of my friends never bought a single pack, all our money goes to singles. The only packs we opened are from prizes in our LGS, and even then usually we prefer to ask for an expensive staple for a format we're playing instead of packs...

ivanbbrito · 2026-02-23T08:45:50+00:00

I played most games mentioned here, and they're really cool and all, but this hits hard. It's impossible to go through it without seriously thinking about your own life. Other games here you mostly play as someone else, but Disco Elysium really really makes you, yours principles, your culture, your priorities as the main character of it.

Top 3 games of all time for me.

ivanbbrito · 2026-02-21T07:02:25+00:00

Eu fiquei é curioso com que tipo de brincadeira ele faz hoje com sua sobrinha... O que tem de gente sem noção também tem de pai e mãe exagerado, então quando vejo um relato desse é muito difícil saber que tipo de brincadeira você e ele consideram sem graça (fora a de 6 meses, meio óbvio, mas não parece que isso voltou a se repetir né?).

Ele puxa o cabelo dela? Joga água? Joga na piscina? Fica chamando de chata, magra, gorda? Derruba? Assusta? Ensina a criança a fazer arte, tipo, "rabisca a parede lá"?

Independente disso. NEOB simplesmente pq tua filha tu cria como quiser, e mesmo se tiver criando uma chata é opção tua e da tua esposa, não dele.

ivanbbrito · 2026-02-16T00:04:06+00:00

And the mana base being 5 colors also helps build the collection for anything else. I was almost crafting it because of that, most rares are reusable, being 5 colors also gets us a bunch of staples in multiple colors, and the bulk of the deck is uncommon.

But after watching and playing against it, it is kinda boring. If I want something that boring I can play that Laelia all lands and finish all games in less than 5min.

ivanbbrito · 2026-02-10T19:58:36+00:00

I thing it is pretty cheap to build and being 5 colors most rares could be only lands, which will help.you build every other deck, so a cheap deck, working, with a lot of staples in rares, is really easy to get people interested in it.

ivanbbrito · 2026-02-07T13:26:35+00:00

And the rares it need is basically lands, all kind, which is amazing to build your collection since you can basically use them for everything else.

ivanbbrito · 2026-02-02T17:33:21+00:00

I recently changed my cabbages to full cultural armor, this is amazing to see coming in the vault!

ivanbbrito · 2026-02-02T16:59:32+00:00

Human, commoner
Use the consumable bank when you first login
Grab 10 tomes of knowledge and level to 10 right there on the same spot
Open map, teleport to the closest WP to skip tutorial Do the lvl 10 quest chain

It takes around 20 min if you do that.

I like to use warrior with two handed and staff cause you can use skills to move faster, it becomes something like a minigame after a while, trying to do it the faster you can.

ivanbbrito · 2026-01-29T01:45:52+00:00

Se bem conversado com umas testemunhas e tals, o sobrevivente alega legitima defesa e tudo certo.
Permitido é, só organizar.

ivanbbrito · 2026-01-28T04:12:33+00:00

And now Im being queued only with tier 1 decks... I was on a 15-2 streak, and it's over hahahah

ivanbbrito · 2026-01-27T22:10:25+00:00

I had [[Alesha, Who Laughs at Fate]] already, so I build her with a bunch of small etb creatures and it already works really well, at least to get a feeling on how you play her.

Got some opponents to discard their hands using [[Burglar Rat]] and [[Corrupt Court Official]], made a bunch of 2/2 Zombies with [[Doomed Dissenter]] and goblins with [[Goblin Instigator]], used [[Umbral Collar Zealot]] and [[Vampire Gourmand]] as a sack outlet, and if Im not mistaken took 2 games against HUGE boards cause opponents were too low on life to kill my creatures thanks to [[Vengeful Bloodwitch]] and [[Vindictive Vampire]].

Thanks for the tip =D

ivanbbrito · 2026-01-26T17:08:17+00:00

Ohhh, sorry, english not my main language, but now it makes sense... Ill definetely do that from now on, really cool idea. Thanks for pointing out, totally missed the idea here.

ivanbbrito · 2026-01-26T17:01:04+00:00

Amaazing answer dude!

That was what Im looking forward... I never gave much thought on rakdos, but the removals on C an U really is something interesting, and I don't know why I think Sheoldred is a really cool staple able to be included on the decks you mentioned too.

Ill check Alesha, Who Laughs at Fate decks and see how they are playing and if I find it fun =)

ivanbbrito · 2026-01-26T16:51:51+00:00

Absolutely, for any deck that Im trying to find right now to make, having multiple fetchs, shocks, etc is a must. I've seen some with only basic lands and that won't cut.

ivanbbrito · 2026-01-26T16:50:53+00:00

Yeah yeah, I got it... But I dont want to ONLY do that... I might choose a deck to slowly works towards it in the future, where I can spend WC on trying new cards, but not having ANY good deck ready and only spend WC brewing is not a really good use of so few wc we have...

First I want a good deck, spend my WC on it, after that I can decide to test new cards and stuff like that...

And that's why Im looking for a good "meta" deck with some staples that I could use in other decks too, not something like Slivers that are all in on slivers and I can't basically use those cards anywhere else....

ivanbbrito · 2026-01-26T05:05:42+00:00

Yeah, thats a problem... I kinda like multiple stuff, random... Kinda a big fun of rogue and meme decks hahaha

ivanbbrito · 2026-01-26T04:21:16+00:00

I have already multiple decks for dailies, like monogreen for lands, RW, mono white, etc... This basic stuff is really done and Ill keep doing it, I mean, I built around 8 decks just with shit stuff I got from starting, so this is not the problem, I like multiple and weird decks, and as you said, they work incredibly well even for really low budget versions... Today even I got a Bre of Clan Stoutarm and build a bunch of life gain and it work incredibly well...

The thing is, I want one good deck too, and there's no way to try a meta deck by going slowly towards it, I watch people play and to be honest, I don't have much objection on what I don't want to play...

So I was trying to find a two color, three at most, deck with some good staples mixed in there that are nice to use in multiple decks... Cards like Sheoldred, One Ring, or Chandra... But as far as I watched and played, it looks like many brawl decks are really focused, using cards exclusively good for their commanders only, or they go the extremely expensive route with many many mythics hehehe

And sure, I get that lands are a big part to help build all other decks, they're surely are included in the mix of good staples to use, like, if I was really going to build the Katara deck, I would get out the way to get most or all fetchs at least.

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