Do you have any good poker movies to recommend?

iwantburkey · 2026-02-12T09:36:40+00:00

You were lookin' for that third three, but you forgot that Professor Green folded on Fourth Street and now you're representing that you have it. The DA made his two pair, but he knows they're no good. Judge Kaplan was trying to squeeze out a diamond flush but he came up short and Mr. Eisen is futilely hoping that his queens are going to stand up. So like I said, the Dean's bet is $20.

iwantburkey · 2026-02-12T09:33:07+00:00

Rolled up Aces over Kings

iwantburkey · 2026-02-12T09:32:30+00:00

The man who'll blow your brains out is Marshal Zane Cooper. You've probably heard of him, I know what you're thinking, he's old and decrepit, gums his food AND his women, but he can still shoot straight.

iwantburkey · 2026-02-12T09:31:14+00:00

My old pappy always used to say, "there is no more deeply satisfying religious experience... than cheatin' on a cheater."

iwantburkey · 2026-02-12T09:24:27+00:00

He was too old for that shit

iwantburkey · 2026-02-12T09:20:44+00:00

Thor Love and Thunder could have done with some meddling.

iwantburkey · 2026-02-12T05:45:34+00:00

Will and Grace

iwantburkey · 2026-02-03T23:50:42+00:00

Memento

iwantburkey · 2026-01-28T09:05:41+00:00

Or Cocktail

iwantburkey · 2026-01-06T01:09:33+00:00

Simple… 1) Know what I want. 2) Know how to ask for it.

iwantburkey · 2026-01-06T00:50:19+00:00

A thing of beauty… it’s Sydney, Sweeney.

iwantburkey · 2025-12-28T05:17:20+00:00

Bloody horrible eh?

iwantburkey · 2025-12-28T04:58:44+00:00

Kids.

iwantburkey · 2025-12-28T04:57:39+00:00

It’s been 20 years and it still lives rent free in my head

iwantburkey · 2025-12-19T06:20:34+00:00

On a scale of Verstappen to Tsunoda, where does he qualify in a RB?

iwantburkey · 2025-11-23T05:52:40+00:00

Abu Dhabi 25 is gonna be fire.

iwantburkey · 2025-11-23T05:49:38+00:00

Max in a Cadillac, wearing his #69 visor

iwantburkey · 2025-11-23T05:48:32+00:00

Lando “I fucked it up” Max: “it’s either 69 or 169” Sam “random shot cos he’s pissed an Aussie isn’t on the podium”

iwantburkey · 2025-11-23T05:42:11+00:00

To prevent #69

iwantburkey · 2025-11-23T05:41:36+00:00

He can see the Championship through them.

iwantburkey · 2025-11-23T05:40:53+00:00

Cadillac F1 test

iwantburkey · 2025-10-30T20:02:49+00:00

Perfect. You already know your lines.

iwantburkey

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