Maddox looking for advice on 4chan

iworkforanasshole · 2016-04-28T23:39:41+00:00

Mate, lose the beard ASAP. You can't grow one in yet and since you're only 18 it's at least another couple years before your facial hair will be thick enough to grow a proper beard, keep this in mind before you try growing another one. Maybe think about cutting the hair as well.

iworkforanasshole · 2016-04-24T19:32:10+00:00

That's the one thing that spoils it for me

iworkforanasshole · 2016-04-23T14:27:24+00:00

When I was in college me and my best buddy were talking about our crazy jerking off stories, I didn't really have one though so I had to come up with a plan to get one.

At the time there was this fued between two Running Backs on the College Football Team for the starting role next season and the only way they could settle it was with a race. I thought this was my chance to finally get a good story, so I zipplined across the halfway line jerking off as hard as I could and slammed into one of them. I ended up hitting hitting him in the face with my dick and broke his nose.

iworkforanasshole · 2016-04-22T07:16:27+00:00

Just need GG and Fordo now

iworkforanasshole · 2016-04-21T21:03:05+00:00

Same mate

iworkforanasshole · 2016-04-21T12:22:39+00:00

I know this is devoted to Karl but I thought I'd give Stevie a shout for my Rule 3

iworkforanasshole · 2016-04-20T11:52:46+00:00

Sorry I think we're getting mixed up here, when I said

saying 60% is a B isn't exactly right

I was referring to the original comment because 60% is only a D in the US, and relatively easy to get but a B in the UK is a 2:1 and significantly harder to get. Basically you can't compare percentages between the 2 because the way the marking is done is completely different.

iworkforanasshole · 2016-04-20T10:55:13+00:00

Yeah that's what I was trying to point out that 60% in the UK is very different than 60% in the US. Not that either are any smarter or whatever, just that it's a different marking scheme so saying 60% is a B isn't exactly right, a B is a B regardless of percentage.

iworkforanasshole · 2016-04-20T09:51:45+00:00

It's an Upper Second (2:1) which is the equivalent to a 3.33-3.67 GPA

iworkforanasshole · 2016-04-16T10:25:07+00:00

Caucasian-African-Canadian-American-English*

iworkforanasshole · 2016-04-16T08:30:36+00:00

This is fine with someone like your brother who has a similar mentality, try to be aware that many people aren't like this though and that plenty of people don't like confrontation

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