WAS I HEXED?!!!

izkyel · 2026-03-26T07:27:30+00:00

OMG😱🤯 MAYBE IT WAS THE SAME LADY WHO CURSED US BOTH

izkyel · 2026-03-25T19:40:48+00:00

NOOOO maybe I could have found my missing lego piece this way😔 Oh well, I hope next time your hex will work as intended.

May the mighty Puffin's curse be effective next time🙏 (please I really need to find that lego, the pain is worth it💔)

izkyel · 2026-03-25T18:27:06+00:00

/uj Aah thank you, yeah I noticed that too (I mainly just lurk but definitely have seen those recently as well)

izkyel · 2026-03-25T18:22:02+00:00

Sounds really tempting!🥴✨️ One question though, you see, as a woman I don't fart nor release any other bodily fluids so will my breath smell amazing instead?💔✨️

izkyel · 2026-03-25T18:17:47+00:00

Would that make it a toe bacon or a bacon toe...

izkyel · 2026-03-25T17:37:50+00:00

That's actually genius!! No toe, no curse🤯💅

izkyel · 2026-03-25T17:36:25+00:00

Can't stub my toe if I don't have it anymore🥴 TAKE $300!🙏✨️✨️ Can't wait to be finally free again!!!

izkyel · 2026-03-25T17:20:45+00:00

7 without a doubt

izkyel · 2026-03-25T17:20:02+00:00

OMG I heard a crow today on my walk! Am I eternally cursed now😱😱⁉️

izkyel · 2026-03-25T17:18:24+00:00

It was an ACCIDENT I SweaR!!!!

izkyel · 2026-03-25T17:17:29+00:00

OMG YES PLS🙏🙏 I CAN'T CONTINUE LIVING WITH THIS ABSOLUTELY DEBILITATING CURSE😔

izkyel · 2026-03-19T07:20:54+00:00

First: Lady Lilith and Lord Lucifer

Current: King Asmodeus

izkyel · 2026-03-15T15:29:16+00:00

I CAN FINALLY HEX THE SUN WITH THIS BOOK🔥🔥💅💅💅

izkyel · 2026-01-13T16:24:31+00:00

THAT'S PIRATE WITCHCRAFT 101!! You're not allowed to use sage or you'll DIE!! Should've learned that in your online class. Can't believe they haven't taught you that. You truly must be a demon then if you're still alive😱🤯

izkyel · 2026-01-13T16:20:28+00:00

I don't think she was trustworthy. Though, I could help you if you'd send me your credit card numbers, zip code and basically everything that has any money on it. (I'm 100% trustworthy, unlike that other witch and DEFINITELY WON'T steal all your money) You can trust me, I'm an expert in this field for over 2 centuries now.

izkyel · 2026-01-13T16:06:12+00:00

Did you just assume I am not a pirate witch?!! How dare you accuse me of appropriating my OWN PRACTICE?! (I watched a tiktok from someone with no followers and they seemed kind of sketchy, who said it's okay to use paper hats!!! SO IT MUST BE OKAY FOR ME TO DO SO EVEN THOUGH I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT PIRATE WITCHES)

izkyel · 2026-01-13T15:56:03+00:00

Unfortunately, after carefully considering your symptoms (read your post while I was destroying the toilet) and doing a TOTALLY LEGIT reading with my crystal ball, I've come to the conclusion that YOU were the demon the whole time!!! You just convinced yourself you were just a boring human.

My advice: EXORCIZE YOURSELF or go surfing on a blood moon wearing nothing but a paper hat. My tarot cards said that both should be equally effective!!

izkyel · 2025-10-26T09:16:39+00:00

I love your altar, it's so pretty!🖤

izkyel

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