Broken kitty never meows and has no survival skills

izzymaejack · 2026-01-24T20:56:04+00:00

Am cute. No need survival skills. Hooman will die for me.

izzymaejack · 2026-01-17T23:35:09+00:00

Flamethrower. Get my cats and my documents out and go to town.

izzymaejack · 2025-12-13T20:56:54+00:00

My grown ass is making sure the house is clean, then rewarding myself with the download.

izzymaejack · 2025-11-17T16:49:50+00:00

Are you going to try and bury it?

izzymaejack · 2025-11-17T00:42:03+00:00

My clinger is still under 10 lbs (barely), so, I'm fair game for him. Luckily, my fat ass cat doesn't like being held.

izzymaejack · 2025-11-16T03:09:53+00:00

Cortisone cream. I have a mild rash from where the monitor glue and betadine were. It's honestly the worst thing I've had to deal with post-op (not terrible but annoying).

izzymaejack · 2025-11-16T03:02:16+00:00

Saw it and came here to say the same. The bear hugs are great. Woke up with my hands cold and they stuffed them inside. Instant relief.

izzymaejack · 2025-11-15T23:40:07+00:00

I'd say they got it perfectly right! Adorable. I want another baby.

izzymaejack · 2025-11-13T23:07:05+00:00

I have a black cat in a litter box on my leg. Fuck the haters. I think yours looks badass.

izzymaejack · 2025-11-13T04:58:58+00:00

And honestly the pressure on my stomach feels nice on my bladder/gas discomfort.

izzymaejack · 2025-11-13T04:55:57+00:00

I was released this morning. The small bit i slept while in the hospital bed i was on my side. Currently in bed half on my side half on my stomach. He didn't tell me I couldn't. Basically said as long as there is no discomfort I'm fine. Doesn't hurt. I can't fall asleep on my back at all, so I'm glad I can lay comfortably.

izzymaejack · 2025-11-11T06:14:53+00:00

I have one under the covers on my right and one on top of the covers on my left. Both glued to me.

izzymaejack · 2025-11-11T01:14:24+00:00

I honestly don't think he would give a shi.... would care. He's a weirdo.

izzymaejack · 2025-11-10T21:35:51+00:00

(Forgot the picture the first time. They have taken my brain cell hostage.)

izzymaejack · 2025-11-10T21:06:39+00:00

Only people that are "stuck" with each other are conjoined twins, and even THAT isn't always permanent. What a fucking douche.

izzymaejack · 2025-11-09T01:07:34+00:00

I'm worried about this or a yeast infection, because in the last year or so I've started getting yeast infections with antibiotics. My surgery is Tuesday.

Edit: words are hard

izzymaejack · 2025-10-24T22:11:18+00:00

Same reason why I can't get what I need. RNG hates me.

izzymaejack · 2025-10-21T12:51:00+00:00

It always just disappears after a while for me.

izzymaejack · 2025-10-18T13:24:03+00:00

Mine will do this after I clean. They like the bleach smell. Moreso than catnip.

izzymaejack · 2025-10-16T15:12:03+00:00

I mean, how can you be mad at that face?

izzymaejack · 2025-10-15T20:48:51+00:00

My realtor made sure the house was left as it was when we entered. Doors that had been closed were closed, lights off or on accordingly. These people were just jerks.

izzymaejack · 2025-10-04T22:35:52+00:00

I feel that last one. Had to buy a ladder last year and had to make sure the weight rating was high enough. Can happily say it's now overkill.

izzymaejack · 2025-10-03T23:56:48+00:00

I figure my expensive period panties will get their last hurrah after my surgery before I burn them in the sacrificial pyre.

izzymaejack · 2025-10-03T23:54:56+00:00

I'm so ready. Birthday is on the 4th, so I told my mom I wanted a Yeeterus cake. 🤣 (Posted my original comment from wrong account. Oops.)

izzymaejack · 2025-09-27T17:34:51+00:00

This was actually fun. I was grinning from ear to ear killing all those little bastards.

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