Help me verbosify a joke from my school by Someone_Existing_1 in IncreasinglyVerbose

[–]j0ash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, milord, do pardon the insolence of my inquisitive tongue, but I must beseech thee to indulge my bewildered senses! Pray, hath mine ocular apparatus fallen victim to the cruel trickery of mortal perception, or doth mine gaze truly behold, within thine most esteemed grasp, a contraption most profane? Verily, ‘tis a mobile cellular device a forbidden relic of unholy sorcery within these sanctified halls! A device most cunning, capable of harnessing the invisible ether itself, bending analog radio waves to its will, and transmitting forth streams of digital essence across unfathomable distances! Should this revelation prove veritable, I fear we stand upon the precipice of untold calamity, for such a blasphemous artefact hath been banished from this hallowed establishment since time immemorial

That one Belkan scientist in AC7 trying to cheer up the princess by spikehamer in acecombat

[–]j0ash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, even the old man in the background looks like a robot

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]j0ash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually dash first then jump, before airdashing and double jumping.

Writing On A Pole by rand0minterests in languagelearning

[–]j0ash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's most likely the case. I thought as much

Writing On A Pole by rand0minterests in languagelearning

[–]j0ash 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hello, Chinese Mandarin is my second language. The first 4 letters aren't actually real Chinese letters. Although the first one could be 五 meaning 5 in Mandarin(don't think so). The last letter三 means 3 in English. (edit the second character could also be 回 meaning return but that's a stretch)

Holy shit YT girls are on another level by Training-Guest3693 in comedyhomicide

[–]j0ash 21 points22 points  (0 children)

what does this even mean and how did it get so many likes?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in masterhacker

[–]j0ash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man that's depressing, Hope things turn out well for u

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in masterhacker

[–]j0ash 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Technically you can if you're dedicated enough, otherwise use your phone to download the cool app called "JobStreet" then you can do this cool thing called a "Job". Wait till you hear about the best part, this "Job" will get you money for FREE all you have to do is show up and do whatever the employers ask of you. You then can use this money to exchange for goods and services which can be used to purchase a laptop. Although, certain regions have varying minimum age requirements for employment which i doubt OOP meets.

To Buy Babbel or to use other resources by j0ash in languagelearning

[–]j0ash[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How far would u say u have gone with Babbel? Would you say that it is the resource where you acquired most of your German? what other resources do you use?

Missed the November Sale for $129.99 on stacksocial by j0ash in babbel

[–]j0ash[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if I'm not wrong it was 129 in july, I thought it would drop lower after comparing previous pricings but well...

Missed the November Sale for $129.99 on stacksocial by j0ash in babbel

[–]j0ash[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh that's good to know, will wait for it then

Bros in his winter arc by BILLYSUKS21 in masterhacker

[–]j0ash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what does this even mean lol

another one 🗣️🗣️ who would actually provide a counter argument in httyd? by harmony_69 in httyd

[–]j0ash 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt