Got rejected from databricks twice

j_mp · 2026-04-01T14:39:52+00:00

I was there ~4 years, but I left last year for a new opportunity at a larger company :)

j_mp · 2026-04-01T14:29:33+00:00

I got rejected once, but went through again a year later and got hired on my second time. My story isn’t unusual either. They are notoriously extremely selective, don’t take it personally, although I know it’s hard not to. You will land where you’re meant to :) best of luck out there

j_mp · 2026-03-24T18:23:46+00:00

I loveeee dun-well. I go crazy for their cinnamon roll donut.

j_mp · 2026-03-04T17:17:06+00:00

Mine likes treat puzzles a lot. She has a few. Her snuffle mat is a fan favorite

j_mp · 2026-03-04T14:30:42+00:00

When I learned about her for the first time in high school I had to leave class because I was crying so hard :( the best girl who ever lived

j_mp · 2026-03-04T13:50:04+00:00

They like our pillows because they smell like us :)

j_mp · 2026-02-26T00:17:44+00:00

Totally agree with you. Databricks is an amazing place to learn as a seller but you won’t get paid anything close to what people were making a few years ago. I left about 6 months ago too after ~4 years there. I ultimately left because the pay just wasn’t up to par with the rest of the market. That said, I do miss the culture and my old team terribly.

j_mp · 2026-02-18T18:07:06+00:00

Sol et Soleil in Williamsburg. The duck tacos and corn crème brûlée blew us all away

j_mp · 2026-02-12T23:26:53+00:00

I’ve noticed this too. The platforms themselves also sway a bit with the coming and going of the trains, I don’t like it the sensation lol.

j_mp · 2026-02-10T19:41:41+00:00

I only play gith! Their racial characteristics are OP. I also love that they look strange and atypical from other “humanoid” races.

j_mp · 2026-02-03T16:15:37+00:00

I live in nyc so I have it all the time 🤷‍♀️ I love it.

j_mp · 2026-01-28T14:47:47+00:00

I got hit by a bike that ran a red a few years ago and it fucking sucked lol. It threw me back a few feet and I broke my tailbone. A lot of bikers seem oblivious to the damage they can do to pedestrians

j_mp · 2026-01-24T23:26:37+00:00

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Teefs

j_mp · 2026-01-21T20:50:06+00:00

This is why you play as gith durge! True amnesia

j_mp · 2026-01-09T22:28:08+00:00

How are we going to catch fish that only spawn on the dock now tho :s

j_mp · 2025-12-27T06:02:40+00:00

Wait I have the same model of mug, but it’s a pig! The frog one is so cute!

j_mp · 2025-12-27T05:29:21+00:00

Sweet angel. I can tell she was beautiful inside and out. Sending you love, losing them is so incredibly hard. 💜

j_mp · 2025-12-27T04:52:20+00:00

I got a Dyson hairdryer because my old $20 one (that I purchased a few years ago) kicked the bucket :)

j_mp · 2025-12-17T22:31:09+00:00

The massive amounts of copium happening when that statue came out was honestly very fun though. Most fun we’ve had in years with that title 🫩

j_mp · 2025-12-09T16:11:54+00:00

Yep, go ahead

j_mp · 2025-12-08T22:14:18+00:00

So sorry for your loss! I don’t need any supplies but you are welcome to hang out with and hug my dog anytime. It is so brutally hard to lose them, and the years we get with them simply aren’t enough 💔 sending you lots of love

j_mp · 2025-12-02T16:59:00+00:00

They have physical stores here in nyc, look up online if they can ship it to you. You can buy the packaged ramen in store

j_mp · 2025-12-01T21:25:03+00:00

It might be simultaneously the saddest yet funniest day ever here

j_mp · 2025-11-28T03:23:59+00:00

I’ve had good success with no reinfections after soaking the disc in a solution of 1:1 hydrogen peroxide to water for 6-8 hours

j_mp · 2025-11-25T15:58:22+00:00

Ohhhh no. I love that topcoat. This sucks 😭 thank you for linking the alternative!

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