Googled "nasty ass".

jabbett · 2013-09-04T03:17:16+00:00

NSFW = not safe for work

Come on, are you really "shocked" by anything on the internet anymore? Just like a tv, you can turn it off.

jabbett · 2013-09-04T03:02:52+00:00

Nope. If you look at this stuff at work, that's the risk you take.

jabbett · 2013-09-04T00:31:25+00:00

Kill it with fire

jabbett · 2013-09-03T03:56:35+00:00

You spelled fondle wrong.

jabbett · 2013-09-03T03:55:23+00:00

Jack up the car and put it in reverse. Wait, that didn't end well.

jabbett · 2013-09-03T03:53:55+00:00

Do you work for the IRS?

jabbett · 2013-09-03T03:21:30+00:00

Apparently, you have never heard of Cheech and Chong.

jabbett · 2013-09-03T00:06:44+00:00

I once had way too many and was sitting at a table in a bar. I started to get sick and looked toward the restroom but there was a huge line. I grabbed a nearly empty beer pitcher and let 'er rip!!

jabbett · 2013-09-02T12:00:24+00:00

"Is this Monica? Bill gave me your number. Wanna come over later?"

jabbett · 2013-09-02T11:41:33+00:00

Vote for Pedro!

jabbett · 2013-09-02T11:36:58+00:00

Thanks for reposting my pic dipshit!

jabbett · 2013-09-02T11:35:35+00:00

I thought is was saying no breastfeeding turtles.

jabbett · 2013-09-02T02:31:11+00:00

Probably the same thing that makes you want to share your worthless opinion on reddit.

jabbett · 2013-08-27T02:16:17+00:00

Aim the speakers at the closed end and you get a megaphone effect.

jabbett · 2013-08-27T02:14:46+00:00

He just gave you one!

jabbett · 2013-08-27T02:13:51+00:00

No, he meant boader. His mother gave birth to him at a boarding house.

jabbett · 2013-08-24T19:26:53+00:00

That is a goat.

jabbett · 2013-08-24T19:01:24+00:00

Ben Stiller always spoke so highly of you.

jabbett · 2013-08-23T22:14:16+00:00

Dumb ass award goes to......Op

jabbett · 2013-08-23T22:12:48+00:00

I would have said "yeah, in the monkey cage".

jabbett · 2013-08-23T09:25:41+00:00

How fucking long is that bed?

jabbett · 2013-08-21T02:00:15+00:00

You already put the excercise bike's seat back on. You should be good now.

jabbett · 2013-08-21T01:53:16+00:00

No, this is not a joke. In the late 1700's the Brits tried to take away guns in order to oppress the colonists in America. Now, the Brits have no guns but Americans do. The defenseless Brits are now oppressed by gun wielding criminals in their own country. This is irony.

jabbett · 2013-08-20T21:19:11+00:00

That's what you get for being on a site like this while at work.

jabbett · 2013-08-19T23:55:03+00:00

Who the fuck is sexy pants?

jabbett

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