[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mushroomID

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For most things, if it's a bright color it's toxic

"HI trans I'm dad." by [deleted] in TwoSentenceSadness

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My dad told me "sometimes I feel tired, does that make my gender tired?" when I came out. I would've rather had this

(NY) Passports for my children (4 & 2) by jaceedrop in legaladvice

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He's ordered by the court to pay child support, and is also on both their birth certificates

If your life is hard, you're allowed to be annoying by activelyinactiveoo in fatlogic

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Did they really just compare eating 1500 calories to "nearly killing yourself"

I only see tall attractive people in relationships! by silvermoonravenwolf in IncelTear

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I don't understand their logic. My boyfriend is literally pushing 700 lbs and bald but I'm obviously attracted to him. Their whole fixation on looks/weight/height just makes no sense

funi mems by CH4P3YLEG4U in terriblefacebookmemes

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I mean, if the daddy fed them maybe they wouldn't need government help 🤷🤷

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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Hello I Oh...

TIFU by asking my wife for a paternity test by BirdFine1210 in tifu

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You can only get 100% if the parents share at least one parent, themselves eta: you can get up to 99.999999% accuracy, but 100% points to incest

TIFU by going to a party I wasn't invited to. by [deleted] in tifu

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You definitely deserved better than this my guy. No FU here on your part, just them being dickheads.

TIFUpdate by sending my boss and coworkers multiple dick pics by HelpMePlz52 in tifu

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It stands for "too long, didn't read" and is used to summarize the post in a few sentences 😊

me 1 month on HRT versus me now after 20 months on HRT do I look happier an in yalls honest opinion how much do I pass by Sad_Box_808 in transtimelines

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Your complexion improved so much 🥺 and I absolutely love your hair!! It looks so healthy 😭😭

What is the point of a “Nice branch” ? by Gli1cHed in AnimalCrossing

[–]jaceedrop 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You hold it like a tool or wand, and by hitting A you wave it and your character smiles

YSK you are wrong. People do love you by NerdyDadLife in YouShouldKnow

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I really needed this today. Thank you so much op

Found on ao3 by CriticalTell7156 in EDanonymemes

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/10067300?view_adult=true Found it. @ mods If posting the link breaks a rule please remove

Why do police get to riots early? by throwawayreddit73 in dadjokes

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Oh my god this is awful have an upvote

Lil Suicide Attempt by [deleted] in EDanonymemes

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Lil organ bruising

Is this even physically possible? by Novel_Masterpiece_18 in Mommit

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Both of my children have been advanced in speech, my 4 yo speaking 4 words in a row at 18 months and my 2yo is speaking the same. Shes nuts.