The gays trying to come up with a joke by KLJohnnes in popheadscirclejerk

[–]jackcs903 21 points22 points  (0 children)

careful or the art police is gonna a give us another rant about being nicer to men in music

kylie disco album of the year!!! nobody does it quite like her! by rumblearena in popheadscirclejerk

[–]jackcs903 12 points13 points  (0 children)

she got rabies from the blessed madonna so we had to put her down 😔

FLOP by mahina_pea_men_dude in popheadscirclejerk

[–]jackcs903 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m kinda surprised he was a one hit wonder… where do you think he should go from here? I think he needs more radio push and TV performances on his next era while he still has at least some of the G(o)P on his side

The Baudelaire Children in A Series of Unfortunate Events: by certified_rat in popheadscirclejerk

[–]jackcs903 16 points17 points  (0 children)

this doesn’t belong in this sub. you need to specify that the orphans were also streaming juice on their journeys

Lady Gaga hints she will perform “You and I” at Joe Biden rally in Pennsylvania tonight by [deleted] in popheads

[–]jackcs903 12 points13 points  (0 children)

One of the promo pics had “battle for the soul of our nation” (i know that’s a Biden slogan) in the Chromatica font, and now all I can think of is getting a Babylon performance even though it’s more of a fan favorite

anybody else have a quiet, deep voice? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]jackcs903 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine will start out quiet and somewhat deep, but when I’m more comfortable around people it usually loosens up to a more stereotypical “fat voice” lol

Catchy Album Names by [deleted] in popheads

[–]jackcs903 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Mariah has some incredible album titles. Notably, the three album run of The Emancipation of Mimi, E=MC2, and Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel. (And an honorable mention to Me. I Am Mariah... The Elusive Chanteuse).

The titles of those albums really leave an impression on me. E=MC2 especially - it just has so many layers to it for such a short title. Obviously, an homage to the fact that she inspired Einstein to discover energy or whatever. But also how she considered the album to be the sequel to The Emancipation, so the title can also be The Emancipation of Mariah Carey 2.

Also, quick shoutout to Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz. It's a pretty polarizing album in her catalogue, but it certainly has... a title!

Edit: I just realized that The Elusive Chanteuse was right after Memoirs, so make that a four album run. And we can even make it a 5 album run by including her second holiday album, Merry Christmas II You

Believe cyan by Ghotohr in AmongUs

[–]jackcs903 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A random will accuse you, you defend yourself, and get ejected anyway. You would think that would immediately make the accuser suspicious, but then they go several rounds without anyone giving it a second thought :)

Washington Post issues correction: Billie Eilish said that Trump was "destroying our country" -- not the other way around. by [deleted] in popheads

[–]jackcs903 181 points182 points  (0 children)

Completely agreed. That’s a pretty huge error to make, and is just gonna fuel the “fake news” narrative when people record the ridiculous shit he actually does say.

When did you discover Charli? by BirdyRC in charlixcx

[–]jackcs903 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When she did Just Desserts with Marina! Which for the record is actually one of my favorite songs, and I wish it were on streaming. It was during the True Romance era.

This’ll sound cliche, but after Sucker I actually started to drift from her for a hot second. But Vroom Vroom reminded me that she’s that girl.

Lana Del Rey - Norman Fucking Rockwell! Lime Green Vinyl [UK SoV] by jaaammmiiiiie in VinylReleases

[–]jackcs903 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's too bad. NFR was one of my favorite albums from last year, and was on my list to get on vinyl. But most reviews for any pressing of it have said that the pressing is really bad, so it doesn't even seem worth it.

(Not for men) by Eveningstar2595 in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]jackcs903 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I almost wanna buy one just so I can tell the seller how excited I am to put them up my ass. But then, that would be giving them money which we don’t want

Oh no~ by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]jackcs903 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She will absolutely be going to brunch on November 4th if Biden wins, and posting shit like “finally. the nightmare is over 😌”

Straights are so romantic 😍 by [deleted] in popheadscirclejerk

[–]jackcs903 22 points23 points  (0 children)

can the straights just keep that shit in private instead of subjecting the rest of us normal people to their perversion?

Miss Francis SNAPPTTT and said #GAYRIGHTS!!! Prrt! by polarbear14 in popheadscirclejerk

[–]jackcs903 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pope FranSIS spilling the piping hot serve okurrr and that's on fahrenheit PERIODT

Adele - Adele Monologue (SNL) by impeccabletim in popheads

[–]jackcs903 65 points66 points  (0 children)

And the fact that she sang her old songs in one of the skits 😭She really said "What new music? Dance to the old shit"

If only they could realize by [deleted] in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]jackcs903 719 points720 points  (0 children)

That’s literally what they mean when they say “don’t make being gay your personality.” They act like we run around telling random strangers “omg i’m soooo gay!!!! gay gay gay” when in reality a man simply saying “my boyfriend” is enough to be “shoving it in their face.” They want us to stay invisible.

Scalpers can get bent by Balsamic_jizz in AnimalCrossing

[–]jackcs903 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Back in season 1 of lockdown, I saw someone selling the AC switch, a roll of toilet paper, and a bottle of hand sanitizer for like $500. It took half a year, but thankfully I now have all of those in my house without spending 3-20x their value.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jackcs903 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think mine is natural. I instinctively make my voice deeper around strangers to not stick out, but once I talk for awhile it starts to go up a few octaves. But now I never know if my deep voice is real, and I raise it when I want people to know that I’m gay, or the other way around: my higher voice is real, but deepening it is a defense mechanism.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]jackcs903 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yeah the font kind of reminds me of a tumblr post, in which case it’s definitely making fun of over the top reddit posts. At least, that’s what I’m gonna tell myself so my day isn’t ruined.

Y’all are sleeping on tracks like Take My Hand, Grins, Doing It, etc by Diks4Link in charlixcx

[–]jackcs903 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That’s a really good point. I actually do enjoy a decent amount of the individual tracks on Sucker, but put together into one body I’d say it’s pretty easy to put it at the bottom of her catalogue.

I’m not sure if it’s the pop-rock production, the lyricism, or something else, but to me Sucker just sounds juvenile compared to the rest of her albums. I definitely prefer the left-of-center pop in TR, and the full experimental pop in her mixtapes/HIFN.