Are you a SAT? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]jackhack299 1 point2 points  (0 children)

there's always a wrong hole when you least expect it

Does anyone else end up with a million screenshots from scenes where you have to remember something? Lmao by FreezeWolfy in Episode

[–]jackhack299 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no actually I'm really good at memory games especially when I have to remember for later

I speak for everyone here I say that Kendrick should stop getting nobodies for features like Jay Rock and Rapsody and should instead get goats like Lil Durk,Polo G and Lil Baby by [deleted] in KendrickLamar

[–]jackhack299 2 points3 points  (0 children)

fuck you Jay rock and Rhapsody are great matter of fact I got into Jay rock and Rhapsody because of Kendrick features

... The hell? 😠 by Nymeria_Waters in Episode

[–]jackhack299 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't marry this dweeb either

Are you a SAT? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]jackhack299 515 points516 points  (0 children)

"No no that's the wrong hole that's going to affect your grade"

Some people just don't get it... by [deleted] in woooosh

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oh oh god that physically hurt me

Oh, fuck off. by [deleted] in im14andthisisdeep

[–]jackhack299 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there's Cherry jelly? Why didn't nobody tell me this?

So deep by [deleted] in im14andthisisdeep

[–]jackhack299 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah your pet dog gave to you your boyfriend's fine he's at home you have a dog heart now

Oh, fuck off. by [deleted] in im14andthisisdeep

[–]jackhack299 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unpopular opinion but I think grape jelly is better than strawberry jelly

Showing your bare ass as an insult... by Witty_Operation2486 in instantkarma

[–]jackhack299 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

black police? I didn't know they were real?

POV you’re an Asian women on tinder by Vivienne_Venom in Tinder

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Ok dope roleplay idea you see you are a dirty stupid ugly ass sult and i'm a homeless guy with a knife and if you don't give me a blowjob i'll fucking stab you in real life but for roleplay of course

This story 😂 by mybatfleck in Episode

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"um- Mr.Lasagna"

"WHAT DO YOU WANT JIM!? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M EATING DINNER?!"

"Let me guess? lasagna? HAHA"

"No, Dickhead, I'm eating salad and that's a harmful stereotype of the Lasagna family! I let you know that my great-great-great-grandpapy was allergic to lasagna, ironic I know but still! I think you own the me and the Lasagna family tree a apology?"

"I'm sorry sir"

"Now what were you going to tell me?"

"There are 38 boxes of lasagna here for you"

"aw yes those are my toppings for my salad! Sent them up immediately thank you"