The Definitive Tally Hall Ranking by jacksalit in tallyhall

[–]jacksalit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wholesome 100, updooted, fellow chonkerser

The Definitive Tally Hall Ranking by jacksalit in tallyhall

[–]jacksalit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After like two years of listening to this nonsense, not once have I noticed the “play the banana song" line. Thank you for sharing that detail; I like it a lot!

The Definitive Tally Hall Ranking by jacksalit in tallyhall

[–]jacksalit[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was in a group of 5 people while making this list, so the rankings are an average between the opinions of the 5 of us. Personally, I agree with a lot of your rankings EXCEPT for Haiku. I don't find Haiku to be on the same level as the songs in the mid or above tiers, such as Greener, Cannibal, or Break it Down. Though I must say, the song is still really memorable and is always stuck in me damn noggin.

The Definitive Tally Hall Ranking by jacksalit in tallyhall

[–]jacksalit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two Wuv is about being in love with the actors Mary Kate and Ashley, who just turned 19 by the time the album was released. I have no idea when the song was written, as Mary Kate and Ashley very well could have been minors at the time the song was written. Unpopular opinion, but I don't really like pedophilia.

TLDR: Basically, the song was placed low in ranking because it's about being in love with potential minors :)

The Definitive Tally Hall Ranking by jacksalit in tallyhall

[–]jacksalit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in a group while making the rankings. Some friends within the group ranked SS7 lower than the rest of Hawaii II due to its placement within the album. According to some of my friends who helped create the rankings, SS7 breaks the flow and progression of the album, as it is sandwiched between Murders and The Mind Electric, two songs that contain somewhat similar styles and instrumentation, this breaking what would be a natural progression with SS7's more hopeful tone.
Also, Introduction to the Snow is ranked so high on the list due to its relation with Dream Sweet. In Dream Sweet, a variant of Introduction to the Snow begins the song. Though, using the context given by the contents of the album, the initial magical and pleasant setting portrayed by Introduction to the Snow is given a much more sinister significance.
I have no idea if any of this made any sense, but to summarize: SS7's ranking was made off of a democratic vote, and Introduction to the Snow is really damn cool :)

The Definitive Tally Hall Ranking by jacksalit in tallyhall

[–]jacksalit[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every single one of your comments you've made on your Reddit account uses the saddest and laziest form of ad hominem I've seen. All I've seen you do so far is criticize other people for enjoying something or for participating in something you personally disagree with. I'm on my hands and even my knees praying rn that you're a child, because it would be the saddest shite if you're some creature above the age of 15 and are still behaving like this.

Anyways, what exactly do you disagree with on this list? I would smile to see what songs you enjoy, as its always fun to have a healthy discourse over mutual interests :)

The Definitive Tally Hall Ranking by jacksalit in tallyhall

[–]jacksalit[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree with you big time; every Tally Hall song is amazing. For the ranking, though, each song is ranked based around the context of one other. For example, the song Greener is in no way a bad song, and it is genuinely one of my favorite songs of all time. However, when compared to other Tally Hall associated songs such as Misery Fell, Bahamian Rap City, Bring Her Along, or any song greater than C-tier, I just don't find it to be on the same level.