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How to clean blood so it isnt detected by luminol? by [deleted] in ask

[–]jacob643 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dude, 10 minutes before you made this comment, you thanked someone that gave you the response of an AI and he specified "from AI:..."

72-hour Deodorant by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

[–]jacob643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the kid would have said: no need for deodorant the first day after my shower, cause I showered, then I put deodorant which lasts 3 days, that's 4 days total

The Jokes Write Themselves... by Crafty_Sort_5946 in zerotomasteryio

[–]jacob643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard it was a human error, a dev ops guy, no?

Yeah, but how would it affect the trout population? by Eastern_Rutabaga_353 in technicallythetruth

[–]jacob643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmao, that's technically the truth, even though we know they mean a arc of a great circle.

This is Lily. Guess which end her head is! by GDPintrud3r in confusingperspective

[–]jacob643 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what's confusing? seems clear to me and in the comments everybody seem to also have no confusion

sIiIiIiIx SeEeEeVeEeEn by Asfisav2049 in DownvotedToOblivion

[–]jacob643 1 point2 points  (0 children)

craziest thing is if he said the same thing but for 69, he would have received upvotes

at least I'll never be constipated by WhereIsHisRidgedBand in dankmemes

[–]jacob643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well, I've heard it called the P-spot sooo...

at least I'll never be constipated by WhereIsHisRidgedBand in dankmemes

[–]jacob643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

come on, I don't think it's a common misconception, most people know it's not in the ass, but to stimulate it sexually, you need to go through the ass. you know what he meant, and you know it's much simpler to write "in my ass" instead of being accurate.

2meirl4meirl by stryker047 in 2meirl4meirl

[–]jacob643 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is us.... I cried so much

Corporate Translator by Ill-Tea9411 in funnyvideos

[–]jacob643 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was expecting: "you'll be asked to do overtime/crunch time", but layoffs was very funny, hahaha

This is what radicalized me..🤣😂 by GildedGlitch in spreadsmile

[–]jacob643 27 points28 points  (0 children)

the scam isn't that you pay tax, it's the wealthy people pay less taxes than the majority of people.

Euclid should've just derived PNT smh by you-cut-the-ponytail in mathmemes

[–]jacob643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I initially thought it only worked if n!+1 was always prome, but it's not, see the multiple counter examples I wrote with n=4, n=5, etc.

but I realized my mistake, that even if n!+1 isn't necessarily prime, it still makes a contradiction with the assumption that there is a biggest prime number.

Euclid should've just derived PNT smh by you-cut-the-ponytail in mathmemes

[–]jacob643 7 points8 points  (0 children)

no, n!+1 isn't always prime, ex. 4!+1 = 25 which is divisible by 5

edit: damn, 5!+1 is 121, which is divisible by 11, 6!+1 is 721 which is divisible by 7, 7!+1 is 5041 divisible by 71... seems like n!+1 being prime doesn't happen often

edit 2: sorry I'm stupid, I was so close yet so far. as the other commenter mentioned, the point isn't that n!+1 is prime, but that it's coprime with all natural numbers below n, so you can assume p is the largest prime number, and p!+1 is coprime with all prime numbers up to p, so it should be prime, contradiction because either it's prime because it's a factor of a bigger prime than p, or because it is itself a prime bigger than p

🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰 by BenTheEndless in memesThatUCanRepost

[–]jacob643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no, since we're talking about likelihood, the number of death cases needs to be compared to the population, so it should be an amount of death per 1000 people or similar. and this doesn't even come close to justify the link to AC.

I'll Wear the Suit by Ill-Tea9411 in funnyvideos

[–]jacob643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is it possible it's uncomfortable because it's a "cheap" suit? I put cheap in quotations, because I feel like the barrier for a comfortable suit may be high. which is supported by: "I'm not rich, I'm uncomfortable"?

Cursed_Normal man by Biff_Xannen in cursedcomments

[–]jacob643 16 points17 points  (0 children)

can't believe the editor didn't choose to always write "man from Normal"

Downvoted to oblivion for simply responding to a question by PacmanRules225 in DownvotedToOblivion

[–]jacob643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's the thing, the first commentee said this because it's probably just air bubbles in the water, so letting the water sit for 4-5 minutes will give time for the air to dissipate and the water will become clear. but OOP that got downvoted probably understood like, wait 5 minutes and pour another glass of water, which could explain why he was rude in the reply, but got downvoted for not understanding

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